Tape Worm

Long mother fucking worm that eats your food before you digest it XD

"pull the tape worm out of your ass"

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duct-taping

Term used to describe how people in the streets utilize duct tape to wrap excess amounts of ammunition.

I'm in your mama crib waiting, duct-taping

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Hockey Tape

The Canadian Duct tape. When it takes hold its a bitch to take off

I put hockey tape on my binder...now its gonna be a bitch to take off

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duct tape

(n.) The end-all solution to all your problems.

(v.) To solve a problem, to patch up.

Got an asshole who won't shut his mouth? Tape his mouth shut with some duct tape!
Got embarassing back hair? Use the adhesive power of duct tape to rip out the unsightly growths and hair follicles!
Got an annoying roommate who sexiles you? Tie his arms and legs up with duct tape then duct tape his dick to the wall for everyone to see!
Wanna sit on a sofa on top of your car and steer using a broom through the moonroof? Duct tape it to the car!
Got mold on your cheese? Use duct tape to remove it!
Sofa got torn up? Use duct tape to mend it!

I duct taped my life. Everything is all better now. I've mended my ways!

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flex tape

flex tape, all hail the great flex tape, we preach to flex tape, flex tape is worshipped by all of mankind, it can fix anything, even your hopeless love life

yo, me and carli, we were having trouble with our marriage but we just go fukkin flex tape bro and we're happy bruh

got a giant black hole in the middle of the sun? fix it with flex tape ( but like wear fucking sunscreen for fuck sake my god)

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Lingerie Tape

A double sided, hypoallergenic, and transparent tape that holds your garment in place.

Apply to inside edges of any fabric to secure a plunging neckline, hold bikini bottoms in place, or keep a strapless dress stay up. Use to avoid wardrobe malfunctions.

Fashion Forms lingerie tape comes in both a tape dispenser and tapes-to-go option.

VHS tape

A old video storage methode using magnetic tape most popular in the 80's and 70's.

"Hey, you still got that old VHS tape?"
"Yes, lets experience some nostalgia!"