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when a guy cums in ur butt and u cum in his..
keyur:hey what was that thing u did to me last night ?
shaunak:hey we played bum tarts!!i love you!
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Those half-length school busses that bring "slow" kids to special-ed school, or summer school.
"There were so few kids going on the field trip, they sent us on a tart cart, and the whole trip, people in cars were pulling up next to us and laughing because they thought we were retards."
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same thing as a poptart but in the form of a stick, made for when your in a hurry you can just grab one and go.
"Man i cant eat we are in to much of a hurry, oh wait, drew, grab me a go tart", "Strawberry or Chocolate", "Strawberry Please", "Here you go Benny" "Thanks Drew Brew, your the best!"
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British slag for heart.
"Who's got my fucking strawberry tart?"
~Chev Chelios, Crank 2
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Older wealthy women most often in Leopard skin attire, carrying fashion accessory small white dog desperately trying to look young. Most often seen in St Tropez.
Named after a local patisserie made from sponge and stiff custard sprinkled with sugar crystals.
At first I thought she was young but when I got closer I could see that she was just a Tarte Tropezienne stinking of expensive perfume and mincing along in high heels.
A phrase used by the biggest losers of all time. Usually the word “kumquat” gets used afterwards and no one is quite sure what it means but it’s origin dwell in the beaches of Sydney, Australia. People that say this are the most unfunny people in existence.
Jude: “That’s so chill.... tart orange! Kumquat! Hahaha” *gets punched in the face*
Media Tarts are known to sit behind a computer well into the early hours researching a variety of news and topics to write on their media tart blog or magazine, or on social media.
A media tart is a seasoned, knowledgeable journalist, usually female who writes across all genres of media.
it's 4am - Where's the Media Tart? She's probably writing her media tart blog and fallen asleep on the computer.
Whenever you have a question about international affairs, the best person to go to for an objective viewpoint is a Media Tart, she would have done plenty of research for her articles.