Milky Tears

A man pulls his slimy bratwurst out of a woman's facial cock holster. Then proceeds to blow a huge load of love juice in and around the woman's eyes. The face your female companion makes with semen running out of her eyes makes it look like she is crying. Thus giving her milky tears.

Brutus gave Jan some Milky Tears in an outhouse at a Nascar Race!

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Male tears

It means sperm, according to some men. Men whose testicles are hanging under each eye. That's sad.

"I'm fed up of my male tears..."
"I'm so sorry for you. When do you have surgery ?"

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alligator tears

Tears that are fake, or are meant to deceive. Same as crocodile tears.

Man, that bitch was totally faking it with those alligator tears.

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Emo Tear

When one drawn their pointer finger from the corner of their eye to the bottom of their cheek.

Emo person 1: *draws finger from eye to bottom of cheek*

Emo person 2: Nice emo tear. I totally know what you mean.

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men tears

basically a short term for semen.

i really like to drink men tears to fuel my hate for men.

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Man tears

An ejaculation coming out of a penis.

She was thirsty, so i gave her a shot of my man tears

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Tear a spare

A euphemism for "to tear someone a new asshole" — that is, to come down on someone very harshly as a punishment

Okay, okay... no need to tear a spare.

OR:

Before: Don't forget to take the trash out, or I'll tear you a spare.

After: Jeez, I forget to take the trash out one time and you tear me a spare...?

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