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An incredibly small penis, often smaller than that of an infant's.
Guy 1: "Wow, I heard Henry Sick just got dumped."
Guy 2: "Yeah, his girlfriend was tired of his teenie-weenie. She told me if it was any smaller it'd be a clit."
Guy 1: "Yeah, I always pegged him for having a cock that would make a baby-carrot look like a blimp."
Guy 2: "Me too, I felt really bad for her so naturally I let her slurp my cock-monster as a condolence."
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Teeny Boppers are a crowd of girl(s) who have huge obsessions with the biggest sensations: Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Twilight, ect. They tend to write childish comments on blogs and fourms. They also like Hollywood couples such as: Niley (Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas), Nelena (Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas), Jemi (Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas) and ect. And tend to fight with those who dislike the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato.
Teeny Boppers:
Girl 1: OMG!!! i luv Miley Cyrus she's soo pretty and i luv her music!!!!
Girl 2: ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG hav u heard her new single it's just awesome!!!! miley is the best singer ever!!!!
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Girl 1: DAMN JOE JONAS IS SOOOOO HAWT!!!!!!!!!
Girl 2: MARRY ME NICK!!!!!!!
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Girl 1: Selena Gomez is soo pretty and a wonderful actress :)))
Girl 2: I HATE SELENA GOMEZ SHE'S UGLY AND A HOE!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE STOLD NICK FROM MILEY!! HATE THAT BITCH HOPE SHE DIES!!!!! MILEY FTW!!!!!!!!!!!
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Girl 1: NILEY WILL COME BACK ONE DAY I KNOW IT :)
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A teeny bopper (also known as tee-bee) are usually girls who are younger than 14. All they aim to do is flirt with guys, have millions on boyfriends and hook up a jillion times a day. They wear clothes much older than their age and think its looks 'cool', what they dont know is most people just think they're immature little sluts.
They walk around the school thinking they own everything, and all the guys would fall at their feet.
When girls call them sluts they come out with the correct term for a slut, which is just fucking annoying.
Their definition of fun is walking around the streets like little prostitutes waiting for guys to beep at them. To make them look 'cool' they will hook up with every guy and dont forget every girl.
AUSTRALIA SAYS NO TO TEENY BOPPERS!!!!
teeny bopper- immature little sluts
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A young, white male from Colorado who likes rap music, hip-hop culture, and bangin your BZ. A Teeny Beezy will also go to great lengths to insult, wreck, and destroy the life and livelyhood of one Logan Stokes.
Yo' Teeny Beezy is spinnin at the crib later.
Dude! Teeny Beezy just hit logan in the head with a golf club!
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Can be related to any other teenie, for example a 'My Chemical Romance Teenie'.
Someone who has caught on to the craze of the 'Twilight' novel series by Stephanie Meyer and tries to catch up with the trend, but fails terribly. A Twilight Teenie will most likely read the first three chapters of 'Twilight', will not be bothered to read the rest and will find out what happens in 'Twilight' and the rest of the books by reading what it says on Wikipedia.
*Twilight Fan attempting to have a conversation with a Twilight Teenie*
Twilight Fan: I wonder what will happen in the next Twilight book...?
Twilight Teenie: I know! OMG do you think Edward will have sex with Bella, coz you know he has no blood so he can't get it up... Edward is so HAWT!
TF:... Okay, but I've been wonder what will happen to Jacob, if he'll actually go to the wedding or not.
TT: Well, duuh he'll go to the wedding, he's Edward vampire brother!
TF: Erm... You mean Jasper? Or Emmett?
TT: Oh yeah yeah. And Charlie is the werewolf.
TF: Erm... No he's Bella's father.
TT: Oh that's it right and there's the wierd Italian vampires who, like do stuff to other vampires, like that time they were gonna kill Edward coz Bella was dead.
TF: Yeah... Erm, Bella doesn't die...
TT: Yeah, yeah, that's right, because Bella is the vampire that can see the future.
TF: No... I can't have this conversation with you anymore.
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A teeny bopper is the stereotypical notion of a precocious prepubescent girl who says 'like' every 2 seconds, watches MTV, listens to Fox FM, and is obsessed with keeping up with the latest clothes trends and mainstream music. Remember STEREOTYPE.
Teeny bopper: omg i luv adam brody soooooo much i cant w8 til da new season of the oc cums out n omg on the weekend i got a manicure omg omg i went shoppin n i bought a pair of dose skiny leg black jeans dat evey1 is wearin n i got da new issue of dolly
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A british 'mall metal' person.
Originally from Newcastle where all teenie greenies hang around 'the green', they are the scum of the earth who think they are individual because they listen to whatever 'Kerrang!' ("rock" music magazine) tells them
They often think they are better then eveyone eles and consider themselves "individuals" and "outcasts"
Teenie greenies are easy to spot as they wear nothing but black, and wear ties over t-shirts. Many wear nail varnish and makeup and spend hours making sure thier hair looks "messy".
Person: Do you know insert band name here
Teenie Greenie 1: No! They're shit anyway.
*One week Later*
Teenie Greenie 2: Hay insert band name here are in Kerrang!
Teenie Greenie 1: Yeah, I know. I have liked them for years
Person: That Bullshit! You fucking noob!
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