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When you take a shit and you pass it easily with no effort, but it still remains a solid, and it feels incredible, like an orgasm for your asshole. Can usually be achieved by lifting your arms in the air when you poop. Comes out in a snake like form
Henry: "I just took a HUGE poop. It was sooo relaxing. I felt incredible"
Zakk: "Oooh tell me more! What type was it?"
Henry: It was a Tennessee slider!"
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The act of having sex while the guy (on top) wears a very heavy backpack. The guy sweeps back in a long arch and pumps in as deep as agonizingly possible, so that when the backpack slams into his ass he gets a new level of depth. Caution: will break most vaginas
"Dude, I was hittin this one chick with right? Then she said I wasn't gettin it deep enough, so I put on my backpack and gave her a Tennessee VagHammer"
"I feel bad for that one girl, the whole fraternity gave her the Tennessee VagHammer, now she's in a vaginal coma"
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When you are fucking a girl, take your chewing tobacco out, put it on her asshole, and keep going
"So I met this chick at the mud bog the other night."
"The hot one?"
"Yep. Did the Tennessee musket on her ass"
"Damn dude!"
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When you get someone to smile really wide to expose their braces, then rub the head of your dick all over their braces from side to side while blowing on a wooden train whistle.
Guy 1: So what did you get up to last night?
Guy 2: Man, this bitch at the bar wanted me to give her the Tennessee Traintracks so I took her home and blew my wood whistle all over her nasty whore mouth.
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n. the act of giving a woman a barbecue sauce enema then doing her in the butt, pulling out, and having her suck your penis dry.
Terry: "Yeah, it was our anniversary last night."
Sean: "Really? Did you and Barbara do anything special."
Terry: "You bet. I gave her the ol' Tennessee Smokehouse...loved it."
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The odor that a redneck gets after going for too long without bathing or
showering. Hillbilly aroma.
Cletus only bathed once a week. By Thursday he had some hideous
Tennessee cologne going on.
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Placing your open anus hole on a random ladies nose while placing your sweaty wiener and balls on her forehead at the same time
I pulled off a Tennessee Hello on some stupid bitch just like the greatest QB of all time!
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