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What we learned from the Schiavo case:
1) Jeb Bush, George W. Bush, and Tom Delay are all world renowned
neurologists.
2) 22 successive court battles that all ended in exactly the same way
means there is something wrong with the courts, not the Schindler's case.
3) Mike is after money which is why he turned down 1 million dollars
and 10 million dollars to sign over guardianship.
4) Congress and the State Legislature of Florida has nothing better to
do than pry into the private medical affairs of others.
5) Pulling life support is bad in Florida when authorized by the legal
next-of-kin, but pulling life support is good in Texas when you run out
of money and the mother pleads not to pull the plug on her baby.
6) Medical diagnoses are best performed by watching highly edited
videotape made by Randall Terry rather than in person by trained physicians.
7) Minimum wage making nursing assistants are more qualified to
diagnose a persistent vegetative state than experienced neurologists.
8) Cerebral spinal fluid is a magical potion that can mimic the entire
functions of a missing cerebral cortex.
9) 15 years in the same persistent state is not really enough time to
make an accurate diagnosis.
10) A feeding tube that infuses yellow nutritional goop is not really
"life support".
11) Jesus was wrong when he said that a man and woman should leave
their parents and cleave only to each other.
12) Marriage is the most sacred of all unions, except when it isn't.
13) Interfering in a family's private tragedy is a great reason to cut
short a vacation, but getting a memo that warns a known terrorist is
determine to strike inside the US is cause to relax and finish up some R&R.
14) Pro-lifers are really compassionate people which is why they are
hoping that Michael Schiavo dies a horrible painful death.
15) The Supreme Court of the United States and the State Supreme Court
of Florida mean "Maybe" when they are saying "No!".
16) Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia is a bleeding heart liberal.
17) 7 Supreme Court Justices were appointed by republican presidents,
so it's Clinton's fault.
18) A judge who makes rulings based on the law is obviously an
atheist, liberal, democratic activist even though he is a conservative,
republican, Southern Baptist.
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What happens when you deprive yourself of potassium intake by being a bulimic for years and drinking 15 glasses of iced tea a day, causing a heart attack when you're 26 years old.
Terri Schiavo should be the poster girl for an anti-eating disorder campaign.
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(noun) essentially another word for ass hole. The substitution of terry hole for ass hole is believed to have had it's origins on partypoker.com within the last two years.
1. Eating too many jalepenos could cause one's terry hole to burn upon movement of the bowels.
2. If this guy calls my aces, I'm going to rip him a new terry hole.
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An alcoholic drink made with Kool aide that causes the imbiber's IQ to almost instantly drop fifty points, thereby causing behavior and actions that leave other people shaking their heads. Eventually leads to walking around with multi colored pens while muttering intangible sentences. See also "clueless".
Oh for crissakes, have you been drinking Terry Collinses again? You're acting like a clueless idiot!
A reebok commercial icon who revolutionized the industry by bringing both hard hitting action and classical humor to the T.V. Terry Tate has changed my outlook on life and gave me a real idea of how rough office life can be.
(playing backyard football) WHHOOOOOHHOOOO, here comes the pain train baby, Terry Tate is gonna make grass outta your ass, BIATCH!!!
(tackle the waiter while waiting for food) I ordered those eggs 14 minutes ago, don't make me tackle you again son.
(yelling at teacher) I'm sick of all this homework bitch! dont' make me knock your ass out and choke u with those chalk brushes.
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Terri Jo is a girl that has a jillion friends and you're happy to wait in line to have a piece of her time. She has a voice like a mythical siren and with it can draw sailors to steer their ships into rocks....or make modern men shell out all of their coin on drinks for this temptress.
I was drawn to her Terri Jo!
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