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The place where frauds like Dr. Phil come from.
Is also the place where the worst president ever George W. Bush came from.
I hate Texas because Dr. Phil and Dubya came from there.
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Good hot tropical climate,ideal for skimpy clothes and swimming pools,palm trees, margaritas and mexican food. Excelent place to meet other people of other cultures, just as long as they are not born and raised in Texas. Cuz they aint no reason to evah go outta the state of Texas, Y'all.
comment to a texan: Y'all won't vaporize when you cross the state line you know.
texan:nuh awe
Comment to texan:truth is,outsiders come to Texas to increse the gene pool.
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The only state that believes a defendant is not guaranteed the right to competent legal representation.
The defense lawyer was asleep, but that’s ok... he just works for the prosecution anyway.
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Mexicans still have Texas. We've been here since before Whitey wetbacked it across the Atlantic. Deal, bitchezz.
-Wow, some of these white guys have their heads up their asses.
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Americas black eye, or, embarrassment. Widely known as the state where a village idiot can become governor, then president; where xenophobia is rampant, it is illegal to buy a sex toy, gay people are encouraged not to exist, protestant zealots run wild (also called 'value voters'), and where social stigmas and informal sanctions oppress people.
Wouldn't it be great if we could get Texas to secede from the union for a second time?
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State that asks residents to pledge allegiance to "Texas, one and indivisable", even though it is divisable by five according to the Joint Resolution for Annexing Texas and the Ordinance for Annexation.
Honor the Texas flag. I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas, one and indivisable.
New States of convenient size not exceeding four in number, in addition to said State of Texas and having sufficient population, may, hereafter by the consent of said State, be formed out of the territory thereof, which shall be entitled to admission under the provisions of the Federal Constitution.
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Easy. The greatest state in the union. Not all of us wear cowboy hats and ride horses. We have cars here ass holes. Although there is mostly wide open spaces with beautiful views of nothing but landscape there are a few big ass citied with more minorties than you can shale a stick at. We aren't all uneducated here despite what you may have heard from those Yankee ass holes or the stuck up californians. We say words like yall because it's the best easiest way to say you all! The people from the small towns are usually really nice unless it's some ass hole that moved here from California. The weather here in central Texas is very unpredictable except in the summer it's always fucking hot. We are the only state that can fly our flag level with the us flag which posses me off because Texas is above the united states. The day we succeed from the union is the day I live a happy man. We have alot of rivers here and we like breakfast tacos, the high school students usually like to smoke weed and party every weekend. Texas state university in san Marcos has the best parties but one in 4 women at Texas state has an STD. How could that happen if we only sleep with our sisters? The typical things said about Texas or texans are only said because the people either want to be a Texan or they wish there state could be half of what Texas is. Texas is so bad ass that ford advratizes everywhere that ford is the best in Texas, and if it's the best here it's the best anywhere. Do not move here, we do not like tourists. They drive really slow make us really mad with there pale white skin and jeasus sandals with socks.
I've been sent to spread the message Mmm god bless Texas!
Little Texas
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