What I get when my sister sings.
Sister: LET IT GO! LET IT GO! CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE
Me: STOP YOU'RE GIVING ME CANCER
Someone who will love you from the end of time and will never stop so keep these closest to you and if you have one of them in you r life be thankful and love them
Omg I love my cancer friend
I wish I had one
Cancer
1. A horrible disease that causes tumours in certain areas
2. A horrible disease that plagues websites like YouTube, Twitch and various other websites with unfunny jokes, godawful memes and general slapstick humour ripe for kids.
Teen 1: Who do you watch on YouTube?
Teen 2: I watch a lot. You'd probably not like to hear them all!
Teen 1: I watch dank meme compilations, leafyishere, dramaalert and ricegum! Their content is awesome.
Teen 2: you listed every tumour on YouTube. Cancer retard gtf out of here dumbarse.
Or...
"I have cancer" -unfunny 2 years at my school who don't even know who the Shrimpson Boyz are.
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A disease you get after witnessing bad acting.
Actor: So how'd I do?
Director: That was so terrible I think you gave me cancer!
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