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Our heavenly father that is kind, forgiving, and everything good
(A person praying): Dear heavenly father please forgive me for my sins and thank you for everything Amen. GOD: ofc I forgive you my child just don't do it again
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A really big cunt who doesn't exist. If you believe in him you are also a cunt.
God: "Hello, I am God, I'm a really big cunt"
Person: "But hang on a sec, you don't exist"
God: "True, but I am a really big cunt"
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Someone that people put under their MySpace "Heroes" list so that they feel like they have an excuse to do bad things/dress like a whore/post bad pictures/etc.
Mary slept with Stan, but knew it was okay because she had posted God as her #1 Hero on MySpace.
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The all powerful deity of the Christian belief,
who created the universe in 6 days.
(aside: Post things to be informative and objective, don't post simply to piss off a denomination of people you've got something against. If you can't do that, then go back to your online forums with the rest of your prepubescent friends.)
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Imaginary father figure invented to help people deal with the meaninglessness of their lives.
"Don't worry, just because your a pizza-faced freak, God still loves you"
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1. The force of a divine being.
2. KARMA -The total effect of a person's actions and conduct during the successive phases of the person's existence, regarded as determining the person's destiny, especially, in his next incarnation.
3. Fate
Never underestimate God's will.
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1. A "being" a large fraction of the worlds population swear loyalty to and praise, yet has no proof of existence.
2. A higher power that parents tell children will send them to hell if they dont be a good little robot and listen everything mommy, daddy and society says.
............... no real example I have in mind.
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