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Someone whose statements seem to be on a continuous redundant loop and who is constantly citing 12-step principles, aphorisms and platitudes to the point where you fantasize about homicide.
My office mate is a straight-up 12-steptard so I’m strongly considering having a mental breakdown so that once I get back from the psychiatric hospital I will be placed into a different office with someone else!
The most prettiest and hottest people are born on this day they are the most holy people they are creative and are very attractive they are also the cutest ! They are usually very kind and crazy and outgoing but let’s remember not to mess with them !!!!! They are some great people to have fun with !
December 12: the most beautiful people are born
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National shut the fuck up day ⁉️
You can tell anyone to respectfully shut the fuck up
Maybe you have some annoying ass trumpies trying to tel you something you can tell them to respectfully stfu since it’s April 12 ; “trump is still our president the votes are rigged!!😡”
“Literally respectfully shut the fuck up 😐”
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May 12 is when the hottest people are born their thick asf and get all the boys their pretty confident and have a lot of friends and are perfect
Person 1: Hey do you know why that girl is so perfect
Person 2: Why?
Person 3: Because shes born on May 12th
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When a natural born leader, badass girl was born.
Person 1: did you see that girl, she’s gotta be born on June 12.
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National grab ass day. Grab as many asses as you can (with consent of course)
Mark: Hey bro, did you know it’s national ass grab day?
Liam: no way man! October 12 is my official favourite day *grabs Mark’s ass*
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