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A country whose economic and political growth has been unspeakably retarded due to an unfortunate dispute among geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island.
Australia is not seen as a strong country.
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The only country in the world than can safely say that they're better than America, without some way for an American to refute them with the good ol', "Well considering your history, we're fucking angels."
Australia kicks your ass till shit is spewed out your dick.
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'down there' area. On male or female. not meant as anything against aussies, or anything offenive. called that because Australia, is well, down there.
My gram walked in on me shaving my australia
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A country that loves New Zealand. Seriously. As opposed to this idea that many Aussies hate New Zealand well let's just say that a couple of years ago a certain young woman went to Bali for a holiday and what a fine time she's having too. (*not*) Leave it at that shall we? Obviously the inverse doesn't apply if the two nations are co-operating with each other in Solomons Tonga, Timor.. And two seperate countries they will remain. A majority of people in either nation weren't too keen on the idea in 1901 and aren't now. So if that lass with the sheep up her arse could try and realise that things would be good.
Underneath the squabbling Australia and New Zealand really do love each other.
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A country which may speak retarded English, yet doesn't allow a man who can't read nor speak fluent english to become President.
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Oz! The end of the yellow brick road! Down Under, where the temperatures (at least in my area) get up to 50C (122F).
Some stereotypes that need to be cleared up:
No, there are no kangaroos in the cities. Not even Perth.
We do not talk like Crocodile Dundee.
We don't wear khaki. At least, not the sane people.
We don't drink beer all day, unless we're drunks. Which we're not. At least not the majority of us.
We don't ride kangaroos. That is physically impossible. Think about it.
Koalas are not bears. Full stop.
Good things about Aus:
In Perth at least (no I don't live here, but I do some of the time), people are so friendly you can literally walk up to a random's door and they don't run inside and call the police.
We have some pretty cool history.
The weather is warm, even in winter (in WA anyway)
It snows, but not in all areas, and not all the time. So if you want to go skiing or whatever, go to Canberra or something.
The beaches are dazzling, deadly and just damn awesome.
We are the best country in the world. Sorry guys. Just be jealous and deal with it.
We have forests, deserts, beaches, mountains, snow, and just everything.
Fremantle Prison rocks.
Bad things:
Julia Gillard.
Asians are slowly taking over.
Random from random country: Wow, what's that dazzling glow on the horizon, with a yellow brick road leading to it, and fat healthy kangaroos bouncing around nearby?
Us: That's Australia.
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