Cal Luck

n. The overwhelming tendency to get screwed over in every non-vital yet meaningful aspect of life. Cal Luck exists solely to contradict and mock those who have it.

If you would have gotten laid were it not for an unrelated and seemingly trivial event, you have Cal Luck.

If you successfully coax someone into taking the bad end of a lopsided bet and lose anyways, you have Cal Luck.

If you win coin flips but only when they are not important, you have Cal Luck.

If you get hit by an RV, you do not have Cal Luck....you are dead.

If a hurricane destroys your home, you do not have Cal Luck...you probably deserved it.

If you make a bet with a hot girl about a coin flip, heads she hooks up with you, tails you hook up with her, and you win, but an ensuing hurricane destroys her RV, crushing her to death in the process, you definitely have Cal Luck.

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cal pearce

cal who is a salamander type being in which looks and feels like a salamander.

that salamander looks like a cal pearce.

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Cal-Open

A group of counter-strike noobs, containig wall hackers, aim botters, and esp hackers. This league is accually known for blatent hackers.

"Wow, did you see him following my through the wall? He's so Cal-Open

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.40 cal

A .40 cal is an improved version of of the 9mm. It is about the same size but packs more power, a favorite of drug dealers.

"Still tote a Glock .40 for the hatas and the bustas" -T.I. "ASAP"

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Wild Cal

The craziest suburb of Chicago

It goes down in the Wild Cal

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cal lash

when an individual whips out their cal (cock) and slaps/hits another individual with it.

Sit down before i give you some cal lash boi.

cal down

Basically is another way of saying “calm down” this is also a word that a man named “cal” uses

Random people :I saw this VERY hot woman and I think I might cheat on my wife Cal:woah there buddy CAL DOWN