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The act of taking a shit in someone's throat and then using your dick as a swab to clean the throat, like that of cleaning a chimney.
Gene gave Jimmy a dirty chimney last night.
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When you give a chick a tracheotomy, then fuck her in her trach-hole.
bonus points if you blow your load and it comes out her nose. (aka "the white sneeze from betwixt the knees")
Boyfriend: Oh no, my girlfriends choking! Does anyone know the heimlich?
Hero: Step aside, I'll handle this. (hands on hips)
(Our hero then picks a knife up off the table, stabs her in the throat, drops trou, and fucks the hell out of her neck. The food flies into her boyfriends face. Semen dribbles out her nose."
Hero: And that's the chimney sweep (exits through window, hero-styles)
Random: Yo, was that a chimney sweep to white sneeze from betwixt the knees?! And one bitches!
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A cuckold faggot that fucks coal burners after they've been muhdikked or given birth to a shitlet.
Biden used to Chimney sweep all of Obama's leftover Haiti shitlets back in the transgender pioneering days.
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A sexual act in which a frozen turd of substantial length and girth is inserted into the partners anus freezing their anal cavity. The Turd is removed and and anal sex commences providing a cold, almost icy canal and the sensation much like fucking a chimney that could be found in the Himalayas.
I gave Brenda a Himalayan Chimney last night, my dick go so cold I started calling it Jack Dawson
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The act of putting a sock on your hard dick and shoving it down a girl's throat.
I gave Stacy The Chimney Sweep last night.
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When a couple are engaging in anal sex and the individual on the receiving end flatulates into the other person’s penis, resulting in the person depositing the Fart gas out of his penis again, hence the name “Chimney Fart”.
“Damn, Jamal I just Chimney Farted on that hoe”
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- See Creamy Chimney
It's essentially the same as the creamy chimney, but the cigar is inserted backwards.
She screamed in ecstasy when she experienced the burning sensation of the crispy chimney.
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