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When grandma gets a bit too bored in the nursing home
"Grandma, I got you a new present! It's the new elder vibrator!"
Not a motivated but a disciplined person. Always honest but very sensitive. Expresses feelings through amazing rap music.
The way you just freestyled you definitely pulled a young elder
A joint as old as the Elder Wand.
It's Loud AF, sometimes it can quell the nerves.
Severus Snape: Albus, I caught Potter and his friends with some midass herb, most likely given to them by Sirius Pack. How do we proceed?
Albus Dumbledore: Alright, first of all nigga, you don't go runnin' up on a real nigga like that. This ain't the opp block nigga calm down. And since Harry was able to sip pure wock without buggin, he is ready to face the Opp-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. He is ready for the Elder Blunt.
Severus Snape: Albus, you cannot be serious. He is only a boy. The Elder Blunt is the loudest shit ever rolled.
Albus Dumbledore: Indeed, it is the same gas we used on Tom Riddle all those years ago, therefore it only it that can stop the Dark Loud. By the way you tryin to hit this shit bruh, It'll quell your nervousness for Potter.
Severus Snape: I... Suppose...
*Takes a hit*
Severus Snape: Damn that shit Loud as fuck!
Albus Dumbledore: Severus! Stay with me! I need you to give me a ride to 7 Eleven, I got hella munchies bruh.
When an older person refuses advice from a younger individual, and they inevitably fail because of it.
Clint had ELDER EGO when he refused my advice while moving. And we couldn’t fit everything into the moving van.
Not all hero's wear capes, some make college easy and fun
the true hero of mankind, Doc Elder has the greatest history class ever witnessed by students
Probably one of the coolest englishmen you'll ever meet aswell as one of the best elders. Basically the best of both worlds. If you meet an Elder Mayall you're one of the lucky few in the world cherish it. Make sure to hug him and express your gratitude for his existence.
Elder Mayall é muito legal
When an older person get surprised by a significantly younger person with an unannounced kiss or pursuit. Usually after the kid has watched the elder millennials drink to much
I got elder raped at that concert. Drank too much and a kid did a drive by kiss.