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A lot for a lot of lot lizards in the places like Iowa Lot. A place that you're afraid of going back to because you don't have enough money and you're already in debt to more than one lot lizard.
Quincy: "Leave a note for the lot lizards of the place, Iowa Lot, that someone wrote "Iowa Lizard Lots" in the places like Iowa Lot!"
Cornelius: "Was it Idaho Yudaho?"
Quincy: "No. More like a Heedaho Sheedaho!"
Cornelius: "Oh. It must be one of them damn Oklahomasexuals again!"
Quincy: "Yep!"
Talking in a slightly raised, monotone voice with attitude
Justin: Hey, please don't do that to the popcorn James
*James to Issy*
James: Justin keeps Iowa Yelling at me!
When a man lights his testicles on fire and puts them in a women’s mouth to extinguish them.
Guy 1: Hey man how was your day yesterday?
Guy 2: Good me and my girl did the Iowa Flamethrower last night.
Guy 1: Nice
Arguably the coolest college town in the Midwest, with only Madison WI rivalling it. Basically a suburb of Chicago, whom IC owes much of its population base (especially UI student body) and culture to. Septembers in IC are gorgeous, and Iowa football fans are as loyal and raucous as they come.
FACT: Iowa City has the highest percentage of people with college degrees in the world.
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carter: dude, why are those stoners going into newton iowa?
trenton: because they are stoners who live there.
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Does not exist. Popular fictionalized location found in multiple horror and pornographic novels.
Books mentioning Knoxville Iowa:
One stone, two stone, three stone scream! : A Urological Nightmare by Harlin Emerson
Bambi's Adventures on Backwards Day by Ruby Goturnose
The People Under the Portapotty
By Semore Butts
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An epic, yet small town in northwest Iowa. It was home to the famous wrestler Frank Gotch. It's High School mascot is the wildcat. The town is full of people that would just love to take you into their home and rape you. So watch out.
I got raped in Humboldt, Iowa.
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