Where normis and shit heads kick off their boots and relax while the women are of gobbling dicks, dont forget about the meth problem;)
Centerville Iowa is SHIT
Put corn on the cob up the girls vagina, twist it till she squirts, have he squirt on it and make her eat it
I gave her a iowa special last night it was great.
A place that is in the middle of no where. where people wave to other people for no reason. It is kind and like Marshalltown Iowa.
Person 1 where do you live?
Person 2 Melbourne Iowa
Person 1 Where the Hell is that?
Person 2 15 minutes from Marshalltown Iowa
Person 1 and whereβs that?
Person 2 Screw It I live in a Town
Arguably the coolest college town in the Midwest, with only Madison WI rivalling it. Basically a suburb of Chicago, whom IC owes much of its population base (especially UI student body) and culture to. Septembers in IC are gorgeous, and Iowa football fans are as loyal and raucous as they come.
FACT: Iowa City has the highest percentage of people with college degrees in the world.
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carter: dude, why are those stoners going into newton iowa?
trenton: because they are stoners who live there.
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Does not exist. Popular fictionalized location found in multiple horror and pornographic novels.
Books mentioning Knoxville Iowa:
One stone, two stone, three stone scream! : A Urological Nightmare by Harlin Emerson
Bambi's Adventures on Backwards Day by Ruby Goturnose
The People Under the Portapotty
By Semore Butts
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An epic, yet small town in northwest Iowa. It was home to the famous wrestler Frank Gotch. It's High School mascot is the wildcat. The town is full of people that would just love to take you into their home and rape you. So watch out.
I got raped in Humboldt, Iowa.
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