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JFK

Some guy who got assassinated LOLZ!1!11!1

I killed JFK and escaped the feds guys!
Somebody get the FBI!

by IAssasinatedJFK May 25, 2023


JFK

Missing half his fucking head

JFK: ride in a convertible they said
It will be fun they said

by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020


JFK

When you go to the barber and get “a little off the top.” Similar to the 360 no scope delivered to former president John F. Kennedy by Lee Harvey Oswald.

“You getting a big haircut?”
“Nothing crazy, just a JFK.”

by Jerry Springer's Wet Daughter January 29, 2022


jfk

an abbreviation for "just fucking kidding"

Marc: Hey Stubby, have you lost weight?
Stubby: RAAAAAAGE!!! Omg, I have weighed the same for 2 years you jerk!
Marc: Chillax, I was jfk

by SterlsSwagger August 6, 2011


JFK

John Fortnite Kennedy, one of the best president America had. Sadly he passed away from ligma.

Damn, JFK had ligma. Ligma balls, gottem!

by scrimm August 28, 2018


JFK

It means " just Freaking Kidding"

oh my god your mom died last night in a car accident!!!! ha just JFK bitch

by woody woodrow 1218 May 10, 2017


JFK

JUST FUCKING KIDDING

OH SHIT MAN I'M JFK

by JFKLOL January 27, 2015