Mario

This Dude Is Amazing And Funny To Be Around!He Was A Big Ass Head And Sucks And Touches Pussies?He Is A God That Will Make You Laugh Until You Die.He Like Breanna!?

Mario Is A God At Fortnite.Sike Sebastian Is Better?!.

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Mario

Usually a character that overly weighted people love and can’t calm their titties about it.

Man Kaleb is so in love with MARIO and of course he’s fat.

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Mario

Mario is a drug dealer all across the world

Guy1: Hey Mario hand me some drugs
Guy2: He is such a mario

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Mario

A video game character, when searched up on this hellish platform, will always come up with “a person that will always make you laugh.” Yeah, I don’t know what’s up with that either. But yeah, here’s a real definition.

“Hey, have you ever heard of MARIO?” “Yeah, what the fuck Timmy?”

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mario

just a charac ter made by nintendo and he got a 35th aniversery thats all

mario is made by nintendo

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Mario

A pathetic attempt at human life,
is sometimes found having sex with chickens and burritos and other mexican steriotypes.
The old bible preaches: Mario is the sole reason for fags and little boy touchers on the earth. If Mario took more dicks in the ass, surgeons would have to come up with a new procedure to remove the week old baby semen found in his rectum.
Some people have often confused Mario with; Satan, Hitler, Rosie O'Donnel, and the fat guy from "My Name Is Earl".
In all senses of the words he is a Jew bitch cock sucking cunt wrangler.
Also he is sometimes seen giving rimjobs and dirty sanchez's to 30 year old frocen decapitaded arabian donkey dick

Evan: "Hey Man did you see Mario giving a rimjob to that 30 year old decapitaded arabian donkey dick"?

Joe: "Hells yeah dawg that shit was tight."

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mario

Someone weird ass Hero of Hyrule or something or other that no one has ever heard about.

*Reading magazine article on video games*
Who is this, Mario, you speak of?

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