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When your girl or fella unbuttons your pants to go down on you and finds... SURPRISE! A second pair of pants cuz it so got dang cold outside.
Came home from work the other night and my lady was feeling so steamy I didn't have the heart to tell her she was in for a Midwest surprise.
An alternative to I-70 or I-80 road head. The name for the act of getting suddenly blindfolded and tied up by your girlfriend in a two-star midwestern hotel off the highway; so she can whack you with a potholder, then fellate and ride your lollipop, while you lie there unable to thwart her fast food and White Claw-fueled demands.
“It was a long drive back to Colorado, but I gave him the Midwest Lollipop to break up the monotony.”
“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”
“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”
theres literally fucking nothing in here
Person 1: Wanna go live in The Midwest?
Person 2: fuck no theres just fields there THATS IT
Using a combination of the drugs methamphetamine and heroin in a recreational form.
I got really methed up on a midwest cocktail the other night. I haven't been able to sleep, drink, or eat since.
Using a combination of the drugs methamphetamine and heroin at the same time.
I got really methed up on a midwest cocktail on Friday night.
These fuckers from da Midwest dumb fuckin shit head retares
You damn Midwest fuckhead joe Biden is gay
When you get your taint tickled and your balls squeezed at the same time and cum without warning, leading to a high pitched scream of pleasure.
Dude, she busted out the midwest cicada last night. It was an absolute mess.