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shit tornado

An uncomfortable situation resulting in embarrassment.

I felt the condom fall off in his hand I knew the officer would be upset, it was a shit tornado.

by sergio georgini February 9, 2005

26πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


southern tornado

When two fat chicks are scissoring on a rotating bed, and they pour maple syrup on eachother

Oh man! i think those to fat chicks are doing the southern tornado

by senorchubbs September 26, 2007

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


golden tornado

When you piss in a chick's mouth and swirl it around with your cock.

The bitch said she was up for anything so I gave her a golden tornado.

by Lord Humongous February 16, 2005

69πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


karma tornado

when karma finally comes back around to kick you in the ass and it devastates you beyond belief, this is called a karma tornado. KARMA tornadoes come only to those who deserve them;

The karma tornado finally came down and the feng shui in wendys office couldnt stop the force from kicking her out on her ass.

by fort atkinson angel July 11, 2008

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Portuguese Tornado

The portuguese tornado is when someone has a abnormally large tongue and performs counter clockwise rotations causing the labia to become rather arroused. The reason why its called Β΄the portuguese tornadoΒ΄is that many portuguese men used this method to greet foreign females hoping for the ultimate goal of penetration later that night.

Jessica was nearly sent into a coma while Tiago welcomed her to the country with a portuguese tornado and because of the powerful tornado later that night he managed to insert Jessica.

by SashaT September 5, 2011

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Texas Tornado

When a male partner takes his female partner and spins her around on his dick like a raging tornado in Texas!

Male: Damnnnnnnn baby! I'm giving you a Texas Tornado tonight!

Female: It better be a good tornado baby! (;

by Natalie Stump. July 2, 2014

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


AFK Tornado

AFK or Away From Keyboard is simply a popular shortening among gamers, However on the also popular IRC Chat. <Zanthis(ALE)> originally started the AFK Tornado craze when he originally set his status as this due to an actual Tornado in 2005. I believe the original quote is posted on Bash.org.

I hope this little background history was helpful, for those Newfags out there its a very "you had to be there moment" type situation.

<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK Tornado

by Naraic18 July 23, 2009

45πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž