avocado hoez

Beya & leez.Best bitches out there, cause they ain't janky like some 14 year old whores.Typically wearing green, and appear to be under the influence of la cocaina.They know how to party.

Brian: iyyye them avocado hoez got it going on!
Jack: they pump it up more than the samuri

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Flesh Avocado

A woman's vaginal orifice, specifically in reference to the shape of the area surrounding the clitoris.

"Yo bro, why haven't you hooked up with Katie yet?"
"Haven't you heard? That chick has some kind of blisters or something on her Flesh Avocado!"
"Eww, Probably best to steer clear of that."
"Agreed"
*Fist bump

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avocado toast

A sexual act where a West coast or Latino woman experiences a squirting orgasm in the cowgirl position while riding a man with very little melanin in his skin. She removes the penis from her vagina in the middle of the act and spreads her ejaculate over her partner.

Dan: Hey Milton! How's your relationship with Isabella going?

Milton: Oh wow geez, she's crazy! I've been getting Avocado Toast'd every night!

Dan: isn't Avocado toast for breakfast?

Milton: ...Nah man.

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avocado baby

Typically a male under 20 who still acts as if he is twelve and wants to be back at his mums breast.
No general interest in sex, again the mum thing.
Dresses like his mum dressed him.
Doesn't wash much.
Strange religious beliefs that just don't ring true somehow.

I had the WORST blind date, he was such an avocado baby, he didn't eat anything, and ordered tap water!!!

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Cutting the Avocado

1) Masturbating
2) The act of asking a male or female to a formal dance.

1) "idk man I just gotta cut the avocado tonight."
2) Billy is cutting the avocado to Jamie for prom in 7th period!"

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avocadoes from mexico

the most annoying trend on the cancerous platform of tiktok. usually performed by spamming "🥑🇲🇽" in dms to someone

Friend: hey whatchu doin
TikToker: Avocadoes from Mexico🥑🇲🇽
TikToker: Avocadoes from Mexico🥑🇲🇽
TikToker: 🥑🇲🇽
TikToker: 🥑🇲🇽
Friend: What?
TikToker: Avocadoes from Mexico🥑🇲🇽
Friend: Stop
TikToker: 🥑🇲🇽
TikToker: Avocadoes from Mexico🥑🇲🇽

mr. avocado man

A guy that get too much bob and vagene

Oh look at him he is a real mr. avocado man

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