The amount of cock sticking out of your hands after you grab it with both hands.
"How much awesomness do you have?" -Girl
"I have 1 1/2 inches of awesomeness" -Guy
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Awesome is awesome and it's the only awesome there is. No other word is allowed to be used when describing something that is awesome.
Nouns are excepted.
Dude 1. This night is going to be boss!
Dude 2. What?
Dude 1. Boss = Incredibly awesome!
Dude 2. No! if you mean Incredibly awesome, you say incredibly awesome, or just awesome!
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1. Awesome (adjective)
- Excellent
- Good
- Really really really kool
2. Awesomeness (adjective)
- Better than awesome
3. Awesomish (adjective)
- Less than awesome, but still really kool.
Dude1: "Wow, that girl is awesome!"
Dude2: "Totally awesomeness!"
Dude3: "Yea shes pretty awesomeish"
Dude1: "Wat'd you mean?"
Dude3: "Well shes pretty, nuffink special"
Dude2: "You're just gay!"
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To automate an operation to the point at which the process achieves awesomeness.
I have awesomated our bill-paying process. Not only will it complete on it's own but it delivers a pizza afterwards.
It's alot like awesome, just better.
Dude, peanut butter just awesomeized that sandwich!