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When someone graduates from being a Sex Muffin they level up and gain the rank of Slut Bagel.
Girl: "So what does this make us?"
Guy: "Well damn that blowjob was off the chain so I guess you're a Slut Bagel now"
Girl: "Fuckin sweet"
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1. When something dangerous is hidden as something pleasant: like a bagel boy running to an army base with a bag of bagels. Originated from an elderly couple waling at night.
A bagel boy just blew up a military base, but don't worry, he must have bagels!!!
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A stupid bitch who trys to regulate the eating/ usage of bagels except on tuesdays mornings.
KELLY RIPA: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING ITS NOT TUESDAY!
REGIS PHILBAN: WHAT ITS MONDAY AND I WANTED A BAGEL.
KELLY: BUT WE WERE SAVING THOSE FOR TUESDAY.
REGIS: WE ALL THREW DOWN ON THE BAGELS WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BAGEL NAZI?
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A bagel fest refers to a place filled with a majority of women. It is a derrivitive of the term 'sausage fest' when one enters a place or event and a majority of men are present.
John walks into a bar, it is very busy with mostly women, and states to his friends: "it's a right bagel fest in here!"
Referring to someones anus or brown eye.
When I brought that woman from the bar last night she asked me if I wanted to lick her Brown Bagel, and I said Shit yeah!.
When a man cums in his dates mouth, who then in turn spits the said cum back in his asshole whilst inserting a large dildo.
“Jim and James were drunk last night and gave each other slippery bagels”
“I picked up a granny at the pub last night and she insisted on giving me the slippery bagel”
“ listening to her sing was more painfull than a slippery bagel”
“ you disgusting slippery bagel”
When you launch semen in a girl's booty and throw her on the sand. The sand or dirt* then sticks to the released semen and creates a sandy ring or "sandy bagel" around the butthole.
*Advanced Technique: Evolves into a Dirty or Muddy Bagel
Man 1: Hey you remember that Hella fine girl from that beach party?"
Man 2: Hell yeah bruh she had dat booty fo sho"
Man 1: Long story short...Gave that bitch a Sandy Bagel!"