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The combination of poop and blood all mixed into one.
The poor lady had filled her bed full of bloop. We had better check her hemoglobin.
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When a man has to Pee so intensely that he feels the sensation of Blue Balls.
A man rushes to the bathroom door and knocks on it, another man is taking a poop and explains such, the man who has to pee who rushed the door would then reply, I'm rolling Bloop Nut lemme in! And any decent man would give up his throne for another human being rolling Bloop Nut.
The act of getting your knob slobbed while dropping the Cosbys' off at the pool!
Also known as a Blump or Blumpkin.
Brian always gets at least one Bloop a day from a hot bitch while he sits on the toilet
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When a male masturbates, sometimes with friends on a voice chat
Kyle: Bro I’m bored what should we do.
Ryan: Bleep bloop?
Kyle: Bet.
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john-dude who the fuck is bleep bloop
Tim-a badass
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This is Becky's word. She has yet to define it, but it is said that the definition shall come soon. This is for real people.
*In a high-pitched falseto voice* Bloop!
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Members of the BloopDiary community who engage in flaming, trolling, arguing, & flat-out rudeness for the sheer purpose of causing discomfort, knowing they would never do so if the target knew who they were or where they live in real life. Will never admit to their wrongdoings & will claim until they're blue in the face that they are only debating/defending/practicing use of the First Amendment. See internet thug.
There is a bloop thug trying to argue with me. Oh, dear!
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