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Three brothers - Jeff, Steve, and Jack Hanson - who played hockey for the Charlestown Chiefs in the 1977 movie "Slap Shot." They came to the team from the Iron League and are quite possibly the three greatest sports movie characters of all time. Before every game they taped tin foil to their knuckles underneath their gloves. They seldom got to play because they sucked terribly at hockey itself. However, when they did get on the ice, the game turned into a bloody brawl, and were usually promptly ejected from the game with the crowd roaring for more bloodshed. In other words, The Hanson Brothers fucked shit up.
For many hockey players today, "Hanson Brothers" is also synonymous with "Hockey Gods."
The Hanson Brothers brought their fuckin' toys with them.
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When you and your friend (typically a homie) touch each others urethras.
Bro#1: Hey man did you hear that John and James just got classified as urethra brothers?
Bro#2: what the fuck are you talking about.
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A close friend that you consider a brother that won't keep you hanging or dog you at any time or in circumstance.
You:get a detention at school
True brother: takes the blame
Known as "the Jonas brothers" to teenyboppers and older, even more annoying fangirls alike, the blowass brothers are the next big corporate marketing scam by Disney, which will make a massive profit from them and eventually probably take over the world, at this rate. Like every other recent Disney superstar, everybody is talking about how great they are despite their generic musical style. Hopefully in six months no one will remember who they are, but by then Disney will have moved on.
12 year old: LYKEOMGZZ!!!!!1!111!111 I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS <33333 I'M GONNA MARRY NICK HE'S SO HAWTTTT.
intelligent older brother: You mean the blowass brothers, who lack musical talent and sold themselves out to a corporate giant?
older sister: Hey, that's not funny, I love the Jonas brothers.
A phrase that cannot be spoken unless in dire circumstances. The phrase was originally coined by the son of promiscuous Ivan, Pat Maroya. The exact meaning of the phrase is generally unknown. Some say it is a mating call used by the maroya family. Others say it was part of an ancient chant to create mouldy milk. The usage of this phrase must be carefully monitored as it has been reported to attract Ivan to your bedroom so do not use this phrase unless required.
Ariik: ‘move out the way white child’
Patrick: ‘Brother Nugget’
Ariik: ‘very sorry my racially ambiguous brethren’
A term used to describe any guy that has fornicated with the same woman as you. It is like half brothers, but closer.
Mike: Hey bro, I just smashed with Shaquanda last night.
Garrett: Dude, I just beat those guts last week! We are shaft brothers. You are like my family now!
Similar to the friend zone, but much, much worse. Simply put, it is when the girl you have feelings for cares about you to the extent that she thinks of you as not just a friend but as her "brother", making any potential chance for a relationship disappear.
Guy 1: God, I'm in the friend zone...
Guy 2: Shut the hell up, at least the friend zone has a way out. I'm in the brother zone. I'm totally fucked.
Guy 1: Damn, and I thought I had it bad.
Guy 2: You ain't kidding.
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