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a known sex term that selected few know and is used as a renown secret to keep others confused or unknowing.
to burrito or I burritoed her
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Someone who has stepped away from their controller in an online mutiplayer videogame, presumably because they have the munchies and they're warming up a microwave burrito instead of assisting their team.
"Hurry to the other team's spawn point guys, they have three burrito eaters!" or "Oh no, that guy on our team stopped moving, he must be a burrito eater."
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He is a Greek guy who is overweight, suffers from gynecomastia, and overall his body is shaped like a burrito.
Daddy Marko: Omg, Thanos Tolias is such a Greek Burrito.
The process of using any item or object to gape her anus. With the anus gaped, you will insert a taco bell half pound burrito (or any other burrito of ATLEAST half pound status). After the burrito has been fully inserted into the gape, the burrito is now removed and the gape-ee is to eat the burrito, weather it be by her own will, or forced.
y0, me and Amanda went to Taco Bell last night and got some food, after we got home i made her a Gape Burrito. When her mom walked in on us, she wanted one too so i had to go back to Taco Bell!
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A cat rolled into a towel, sheet, bubble wrap, etc. so that she resembles a burrito. A method often employed to give a cat medicine or clip her nails.
Gimme that towel over there so we can make Nickels into a cat burrito
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Upon reaching orgasm, the man ejaculates as widespread as possible on to the bed sheet and then quickly wraps up his partner like they were the filling in a huge tortilla. Mayonnaise burrito!
-"Are you still dating Stephanie?"
-"No. I gave her a mayonnaise burrito a couple weeks ago and she stopped talking to me."
-"What the fuck is a mayonnaise burrito?"
-"Search it on Urban Dictionary."
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A limp penis engaging in intercourse.
1. She was so fat that he couldn't get hard. His only option was to throw a burrito at her.
2. So I (female) took this fine man home with me last night, but he had so many drinks that all he could do was throw a burrito at me.
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