A celebrity who you would allow your significant other to have sexual intercourse with. And no repercussions would ensue.
My wife's Celebrity Freebie is Pierce Brosnan -- apparently she loves his chest hair.
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A celebrity you find attractive.
Celebrity crushes can be
Casual- you just think he/she is cute
Intense- you love them and would (usually) like to bang
C- I have a celebrity crush on Cole Sprouse. He is hot!
I- I would leave my SO for Cole Sprouse. He is so hot, funny, and talented!
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being saved from disgrace, humiliation, or other shameful circumstances that would lead to resignation by having a number of celebrity deaths divert media attention away from oneself
Governor Mark Sanford would've had to resign over all those hiking trips if it wasn't for Michael Jackson dying. What a celebrity deathsave.
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The downfall of civilization and all that is good in the world.
Skating with Celebrities is a bullshit Reality TV show (not suprisingly on FOX), starring skaters nobody really gives a damn about, and celebrities that are not celebrities. (Does anybody even remember Dave Coulier?)
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A female who is surrounded by the industry and who is known to date Celebrities, Actor, Models, and Famous Musicians.
"dang i dont know why you bragging about being a celebrity smasher."
Referring to the popular McDonalds sandwich ("My saucy celebration" as advertised on posters) which can be mistaken for the climax of sexual intercourse.
Last night me and my girlfriend had a saucy celebration in bed!
the act of a self absorbed Hollywood actor/actress involving themselves through the media in another person's business
Paltrow says she's helping Madonna through split was the title on the news article. It's just another case of celebrity insertion because I didn't need to know what the self absorbed Ms. Paltrow was doing.