A celebrity who you would allow your significant other to have sexual intercourse with. And no repercussions would ensue.
My wife's Celebrity Freebie is Pierce Brosnan -- apparently she loves his chest hair.
17π 5π
A celebrity you find attractive.
Celebrity crushes can be
Casual- you just think he/she is cute
Intense- you love them and would (usually) like to bang
C- I have a celebrity crush on Cole Sprouse. He is hot!
I- I would leave my SO for Cole Sprouse. He is so hot, funny, and talented!
37π 13π
being saved from disgrace, humiliation, or other shameful circumstances that would lead to resignation by having a number of celebrity deaths divert media attention away from oneself
Governor Mark Sanford would've had to resign over all those hiking trips if it wasn't for Michael Jackson dying. What a celebrity deathsave.
23π 9π
The downfall of civilization and all that is good in the world.
Skating with Celebrities is a bullshit Reality TV show (not suprisingly on FOX), starring skaters nobody really gives a damn about, and celebrities that are not celebrities. (Does anybody even remember Dave Coulier?)
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The ridiculous aura, resulting in a higher price for the sale of a once-celebrity owned house, car, or other valuable.
Cameron Diaz once owned this house, and because of the "celebrity stink" realtors priced it $2,000,000 higher than its actual value.
A female who is surrounded by the industry and who is known to date Celebrities, Actor, Models, and Famous Musicians.
"dang i dont know why you bragging about being a celebrity smasher."
suh-leb-ri-tee shift
Working a shift in a position you've held before, after you've moved on to bigger and better things.
John came back from NY this week and wanted to show these hillbillies how to tend bar, so the manager gave him the celebrity shift.