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Celebrity Freebie

A celebrity who you would allow your significant other to have sexual intercourse with. And no repercussions would ensue.

My wife's Celebrity Freebie is Pierce Brosnan -- apparently she loves his chest hair.

by Johna30305 August 2, 2011

17πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Celebrity Crush

A celebrity you find attractive.
Celebrity crushes can be
Casual- you just think he/she is cute
Intense- you love them and would (usually) like to bang

C- I have a celebrity crush on Cole Sprouse. He is hot!
I- I would leave my SO for Cole Sprouse. He is so hot, funny, and talented!

by The Tea Sis July 13, 2018

37πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


celebrity deathsave

being saved from disgrace, humiliation, or other shameful circumstances that would lead to resignation by having a number of celebrity deaths divert media attention away from oneself

Governor Mark Sanford would've had to resign over all those hiking trips if it wasn't for Michael Jackson dying. What a celebrity deathsave.

by Moggraider July 8, 2009

23πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Skating with Celebrities

The downfall of civilization and all that is good in the world.

Skating with Celebrities is a bullshit Reality TV show (not suprisingly on FOX), starring skaters nobody really gives a damn about, and celebrities that are not celebrities. (Does anybody even remember Dave Coulier?)

by My name January 23, 2006

13πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


celebrity stink

The ridiculous aura, resulting in a higher price for the sale of a once-celebrity owned house, car, or other valuable.

Cameron Diaz once owned this house, and because of the "celebrity stink" realtors priced it $2,000,000 higher than its actual value.

by ShaNΓ©NΓ© February 11, 2018


Celebrity Smasher

A female who is surrounded by the industry and who is known to date Celebrities, Actor, Models, and Famous Musicians.

"dang i dont know why you bragging about being a celebrity smasher."

by Atlzone3 November 3, 2009


Celebrity Shift

suh-leb-ri-tee shift

Working a shift in a position you've held before, after you've moved on to bigger and better things.

John came back from NY this week and wanted to show these hillbillies how to tend bar, so the manager gave him the celebrity shift.

by Mitchell Iz March 13, 2016