Someone who bails on plans to have banter.
John: So, are we still going to get a banter session tonight?
Peter: I just spoke to Neil. He said he is busy.
John: But Neil said he would be up for it tonight!
Peter: I know! What a chode.
John: No! He is not a chode. He is a chode champion!
Peter: Yeah, he is such a bitch.
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Marijuana, weed, or pot. Sometimes used in a abbreviated state as B.O.C.
'Dudes did you get the B.O.C. for tonight?'
'I'm all out of Breakfast of Champions again.'
'Damn I need some Breakfast.'
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a person or people who are not losers nor tryhards and totally kick ass
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when after a night of partying you pour yourself a bowl of cereal only to realize that the milk is all gone. Fortunately, there is still plenty of beer. Pour the beer into the cereal and you have yourself a breakfast of champions. I know it sounds gross, but dont judge until you are hungover and out of milk and pour some in your cereal
Me: Joe you took the last milk!
Joe: It was the only milk
Avery: well there is plenty of beer in the fridge
me: (after hesitantly pouring beer in cereal) hey this is really good
Joe: yea dude looks like you made yourself a breakfast of champions
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When a dirty Tim says anything you say โ shut it prick fucking champions 55โ
That one cousin in every family whom every elder family member loves and praises. It's that one little son of bitch that is seen as the smartest, most talented, has the best looks, and brightest future. Also, this person tends to be grandma's favorite and sucks up to her just for more attention.
"Being the champion cousin means I get extra presents"