time change

noun: the thing that throws off my life schedule. a time change is practically never looked forward to.

Chris: Don't forget to move your clock forward another hour.
Taylor: DAMMIT! I always hate the time change!

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Benji's and Change

\benjēs & chānj\ The act of turning ones head back past their shoulders to check something out, creating an angle greater than 100 degrees relative to the head looking forward.

Usually the subject is a woman's ass or something else of desire.

Disclaimer: Benji's and change have been known to cause serious injury and in some cases death while in a moving vehicle. Exhibit proper judgement when in use.

Tiesha: "Girl did you see that guy nearly break his neck checkin your ass out?!"

Jada: "He was throwin me some serious benji's and change"

Tiesha: "Cha Ching!"

Line change

After a long night of shenanigans with your buddy you've only acquired one fine lady. While having sex with said lady you scream Line Change and while exiting the bedroom you high five your buddy and he finishes. Then he screams line change and you return for the cuddle session!

While visiting my friend we went out dancing, he brought home a girl, I was horny too, and the night ended in with a line change.

Senor Chang

He can't be killed

Senor Chang can't be killed

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never change

1. A phrase spoken to someone when you're impressed by their lack of inhibition, cynicism, or adherence to social norms.

2. Can also be used sarcastically and/or passive-agressively when shocked by someone's lack of self-awareness or tact.

1. "You threw the drink in HER face? Nice. Never change bro."

2. "Did you just take your tip back out of the jar? Wow. Never change man"

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Changing Flavours

A term that was first brought up in a classic Joey Diaz story from the Joe Rogan Podcast. How one would describe someone who just did a fart that is so putrid, so foul, so unprecedented, that it can cause one's eyes to tear up.

"I blew a fart that was so bad, the teachers were going, 'oh my god he's changing flavours!'"

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changing speeds

Technique rumored to have originated at 320 N. Tallawanda in which the speed of the gentleman's pelvic thrusting changes from super duper fast to slow as molasses and everything in between, thereby enhancing the pleasure of his lady friend and delaying his dick sneeze.

Brian: What? Did you say your girlfriend had trouble getting off last night?
Dan: Yeah, until I invented changing speeds.