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Chode

A penis wider than it is long.

I saw Mr. Washer and he whipped out his chode.

by D. Purves January 9, 2004

23๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chode

A penis horizontally thicker than its vertical length.

Man that guy's chode looked like a tree stump!

by DefineMeNot July 31, 2010

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Chode

Part of Speech: Adjective
A variant of the colloquial words "dick" or "asshole" often used when someone is excessively displaying the characteristics of a "dick" or "asshole."

Dude, did you just call her fat and ugly? You're such a chode!

by ADEEZY February 18, 2014

10๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chode

Someone who resembles Bizarre Foods host Andrew Zimmern.

Everyday Mark reminds me more of that fat, faggot ass Travel Channel chode.

by ummnonymous February 8, 2010

17๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chode

A penis that is as wide as it is long, (usually very small and very fat)

Also used as an insult, comparing a person that is short and fat, to a short, fat penis.

Lucy : "Ew. Melissa has such a chode."
Hayley : "Fuck. She IS a chode."

by SynchronisedFucktards April 17, 2007

17๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chode

A fat cute guy who has a small dick. He macks on the baddest bitches and always gets friend zoned. He is usually mistaken a gay guy.

Girl 1: Ewwww that fat guy tried to get at me
Girl 2: him?! I thought he was gay. I heard he has a chode.

by The real pรฌmp January 11, 2014

11๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chode

Where your cock is wider than it is long. (A horrible thing to have)

Holy fuck marshall you have a huge chode!!!!!!!

by fritty22 January 6, 2011

15๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž