A penis wider than it is long.
I saw Mr. Washer and he whipped out his chode.
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A penis horizontally thicker than its vertical length.
Man that guy's chode looked like a tree stump!
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Part of Speech: Adjective
A variant of the colloquial words "dick" or "asshole" often used when someone is excessively displaying the characteristics of a "dick" or "asshole."
Dude, did you just call her fat and ugly? You're such a chode!
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Someone who resembles Bizarre Foods host Andrew Zimmern.
Everyday Mark reminds me more of that fat, faggot ass Travel Channel chode.
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A penis that is as wide as it is long, (usually very small and very fat)
Also used as an insult, comparing a person that is short and fat, to a short, fat penis.
Lucy : "Ew. Melissa has such a chode."
Hayley : "Fuck. She IS a chode."
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A fat cute guy who has a small dick. He macks on the baddest bitches and always gets friend zoned. He is usually mistaken a gay guy.
Girl 1: Ewwww that fat guy tried to get at me
Girl 2: him?! I thought he was gay. I heard he has a chode.
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Where your cock is wider than it is long. (A horrible thing to have)
Holy fuck marshall you have a huge chode!!!!!!!
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