Two girls who have sucked the same guys dick.
Sadie: i sucked Matt’s dick yesterday
Margaret: omg i sucked his dick last week!
Sadie: Yay we’re cum cousins now!
A term usually associated with a relative. Derived from the the Greek word "Dude." This is a term that often angers people with curly hair and cranes. In fact, one could be so inclined to go tell his dad, the principle and the football coach on whoever said it.
I have a jacked cousin!
Mr Osuch! He said "Dude my cousin's jacked!"
Similar to the stranger, (see definition of the stranger) but one sits on his non-dominate hand before jerking off with it, thus creating another layer of separation between the wanker and wankee, in one's imagination.
I was starting to get wise to the stranger, so I did the stranger's cousin
When two otherwise unrelated people share a calendar birthdate.
Did you know Dolly Parton and Janis Joplin were both born on January 19? That makes them birthday cousins!
person is really you're 2nd cousin but you call them uncle cousin because they are much older than you and because your mom or dad act like siblings
My Uncle cousin Joey is taking me to the playground.
A name for a pervert or pedophile, usually an old man.
"Oh my god Cousin Willie is staring at me guys"
Pervert: pedo perv paedo
A cousin fucker is usually known as someone from Kentucky. We've all heard stories of people from Kentucky fucking their cousins come on now get real.
I am from Kentucky and they call me a cousin fucker!