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When a talkative employee lets his boss ejaculate into his dirty lil ace hole. And then pushes out the wet soggy almond droppings.
While doing lawn work for his boss Mike Had a Talkative Almond crapper experience.
The wiggle or dance one makes when trying to release a small amount of poop left to drop to the toilet. This is done to avoid wiping the excess poop and decrease the chance of said turd to be spread on hand. Does not need to be done when one has diarrhea.
Person 1: Man what took you so long in the bathroom, i thought something went wrong
Person 2: I was doing the fucking Crapper Can-Can. Did not want to get shit on my hand. That little sucker wouldn't budge.
Person 1: Too much info. Why am I friends with you?...
when one person thinks someone that is so ugly that they will crap on them whilst sleeping and then leave before he/she wakes up...
Gavin: While Chad was sleeping i rubbed my cummy shit all over his chest.
Chad: Right after I had sex with Gavin last night he shit on my chest. What a waffle crapper
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descriptive noun: an extremely malodorous and filthy place, often used as a Simile in place of adjectives such as craptacular.
"philip's program stinks worse than a Cajun Country Crapper!"
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Said in a fake british accent, its meant as an insult or threat.
"I'll put your mum in the crapper, luv"
when you have to poop, defecate, relieve yourself, etc. Coined my Mark Fritzen after 5 hours of traffic.
1. Hey are you feeling ok?
2. No, i gotta make crappers so bad man.
1. Holy shit dude!
2. Exactly bro.
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to be cheered up.
when you are IN the crapper, you are feeling down or depressed or something.
To be "thrown in the crapper" is wen something puts you down or upsets/depresses you.
Therefore, if something "picks you out of the crapper" it makes you happier (:
Amy: so anyway, guess what (:
mell: whyaat?
Amy: me n sam made up... (:
mell: oh wow ! :D
Amy: Yea, really picked me out of the crapper tbh :D