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When u carve two holes in a pumpkin and try and touch dicks in the middle and see who can cream first then pull that shit out and make a pumpkin pie using your grandmas recipe then serve it to your family at thanksgiving dinner with love !!! Gobble gobble
Damn I Sure hope Jake invites me to Thanksgiving dinner I heard him and Nathan made a Pumpkin cream pie last night!!!! Boy was Zack pissed
Indian Cream Pie
I was fucking my Indian girl friend. Really enjoying myself and shot my cum into her sweet Indian pussy. As I withdraw my cock I saw my cum dripping out on her dark skin. Making a Indian Cream Pie.
When your fucking a chick with a banana and right before she's about to cum you squeeze the banana so it pops inside her.
Yo! I banana cream pied her last night, high five!
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When you have sex with a girl on her period. It resembles cream pie.
I gave my mom a cherry cream pie last night.
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when a man is receiving oral from his partner and right when he feels he is going to climax he punches his partner in the nose, while simultaneously pulling out and seamenating on the partners face. The blood and cum mixture will give the effect of strawberry cream!
Last night Wendy was suckin me off when i decided to give her a strawberry cream pie so i decked her in the nose right when i busted a nut on her face...it kinda made me hungry.
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The sexual act of a large group of men ejaculating in a women's mouth then when everybody's finished in her she spits it out all over a chocolate fudge vanilla cake and serves it up to a dog and then legend has it the dog gets sick and throws up all of the semen all over her chest and then she attempts to shove as much throw up in her pussy as possible through a injecting device then spit it back out of her pussy again onto the dog. It's usually common to find the men wearing David Ortiz Red Sox jerseys and listening to the Dropkick Murphys while they are unloading in the women's mouth just to make it more Bostonish.
"Paris Hilton just got a boston cream pie by 10 midgets and a couple of homeless guys"
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A girl/boy who is too shy to stand up for themselves and cries easily.
I have this classmate who is a real cream pie.
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