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a lamb kebab bought in the london district defined by zone one and zone two of the london underground.
The word comes from the remarkable resemblance between an elephants leg and the universally accepted sign for a kebab shop in central london and the actual rolls of lamb meat on rotating skewers inside the shops.
a) you want to go for an elephant leg
b) there's an elephant leg shop on the high street.
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Doing it doggy style with a fat chick; banging a plumper from behind.
I took home a big-titted 220 from the bar and I did her elephant style all night.
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When a man pulls his penis out of his zipper, and then pulls his pockets out of his pants and flaps them.
John asked Mary if she wanted to feed his turkish elephant a peanut. Boy was Mary surprised to see his turkish elephant.
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When a cock is soo big that when it cums it sprays back and forth like an elephants trunk. Normally used for jokes by waving your hand back and forth and saying blooohhhh.
Person 1: Oh my God i was up all night last night.
Person 2: You know what else makes you stay up all night? Elephant Hand Bloooohhhhhhhh!!!!
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Talking without speaking too much. Making someone understand what you mean without actually having to throw a lot of words at them.
Natu is an elephant talker, he doesnt need to clarify himself, people just understand him.
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The act of tucking your penis between your legs (so it's facing backward) and then mooning someone.
For a real surprise, I rolled down the window and delivered an ugly elephant to the carload of women.
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n. (sometimes "elephant impersonation") To open your pockets out, unzip your fly, and whip it out, thus your pockets bearing vague resemblance to elephant ears, and your walloper to the beast's trunk.
The more ardent of impersonators will paint his beef dagger grey, then gel his pubes outwards and paint them white, to give the impression of tusks.
The kids weren't amused by his balloon shapes or his juggling, and Coco the clown was running out of ideas. He had to make sure these kids had fun or he wouldn't get paid for the gig. All of a sudden, he had a stroke of genius!
"Say, kids..." whispered Coco, "do you like wild animals?"
"Yeah! Yeah!" yelled the brats excitedly.
"Well, what luck!" the clown laughed, "'cos I just happen to have my pet elephant with me today!"
"Hooray!" shouted the kids.
Coco was fined £5000, put on the Sex Offenders' Register and sentenced to 3 years without parole for indecent exposure to minors.
Elephant impressions are not suitable for children under 10 years old.
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