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When you give your partner melatonin because they are talking too much. Then, you fuck them into a coma.
My girlfriend was so hyper last night that I used the Melatonin fix on her.
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A quick, low effort fix to a problem that only addresses the immediate symptom and not the root cause. This usually leads to other problems or recurring of the original problem.
Problem: The faucet in the kitchen is leaking.
Nic Fix: turn off the water to the sink, the leak stops. Side effect is that now the faucet doesn't work and in order to get water you now have to turn the water back on.
Real Fix: Repair or replace the faucet. Slightly more effort, but the right way to go.
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Person- a true saint and true hero to American trade workers
Verb- the act of using your massive schlong as a hammer to fix objects that are broken.
Feller 1- Hey my wife is broken
Feller 2- no worries brokowski! I’ll fix it Felix to get the job done!!!
To fix a problem that has been stumping someone else in an incredibly simplistic way on your first try, often by hitting or touching the object in question. The method used to fix the device may have already been tried multiple times, but just didn't work until you came along. This is reminiscent of how Jesus Christ supposedly healed the sick just by touching them.
My car horn was broken for months, but Tanner Jesus-fixed it on the first time he pushed it.
My friend's phone wasn't working for hours yesterday, but I came in and Jesus-fixed it when I turned it off and on even though she had already tried that five times.
When fixing, upgrading, or customizing a car, house, boat, etc. and one modification turns into several due to the unstoppable impulse to do more and more in order to make said item perform better, more unique, or more comfortable.
"Kyle said he was just going to put a new exhaust on his Trans Am, but now he's got the engine pulled, new seats, and a fresh paint job. It's essentially turning into a full restoration project."
"He's been impulse fixing."
A random old man (fletcher) following teenage minors (TikTokers)
Asking them weird questions and telling them „tHe FaNs wAnNa KnOw“
Person x: who is the weirdest person alive?
*all thinking of the Hollywood fix guy (fletcher)
The Former Guy's favorite entertainment channel, Fixed Noise, is a grave national-security threat and has anchor-goons who participated in Jan 6 terrorism and other Fat Nixon treason stuff.