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When the penis of a male seems floppy during intercorse
"I don't understand why his penis seemed so floppy fish during sex today"
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A floppy Jarod occurs when a man's dick is super hard, and then suddenly an ugly-ass person and/or thing comes in, and he is turned off. Immediately his dick turns into a floppy Jared.
Person 1: I was so hard last night until I saw my girlfriend's pussy.
Person 2: Haha, really?
Person 1: Yeahh Man! I was so turned off; I got a Floppy Jarod.
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Useful to store small files such as essays and .txt-based game-guides.
Why the hell does the iMac have no floppy disc drive? Why do I have to save my thumbnail image of a skull into a rewritable CD?
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The female equivalent to "sloppy seconds", floppy seconds occurs when a woman receives an inadequate dose of dongage due to the fact that the male in question has recently enacted in coitus with another woman, thus rendering his manhood "floppy".
"Well, I already banged your sister, but if you don't mind floppy seconds..."
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"Man, that Kate Hudson chick sure does like floppy seconds!"
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When the penis is about to erect (lift off) and it flops due to displeasure or distraction.
Jack gets a floppy kite when he comes across Jenny cause she took off her top
Some gay short kid that goes to your high school, get penetrated so hard his back breaks and becomes floppy
Alex: getting penetrated
Alex: back breaks
Alex: becomes Floppy Alex
Dude, stop being a floppy docker.
At the club, Steven showed he was one who flopped with the dockers.