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When you get a blowjob when it's not even hard yet; A blowjob on a penis that isn't even erect; Orally stimulating a flaccid phallic member often belonging to a male.
Nick: "Dude I fucked Karen so hard yesterday"
Timmy: "Really?"
Nick: "Yea and when we were done she even gave me a sloppy floppy"
A floppy Jarod occurs when a man's dick is super hard, and then suddenly an ugly-ass person and/or thing comes in, and he is turned off. Immediately his dick turns into a floppy Jared.
Person 1: I was so hard last night until I saw my girlfriend's pussy.
Person 2: Haha, really?
Person 1: Yeahh Man! I was so turned off; I got a Floppy Jarod.
Useful to store small files such as essays and .txt-based game-guides.
Why the hell does the iMac have no floppy disc drive? Why do I have to save my thumbnail image of a skull into a rewritable CD?
The female equivalent to "sloppy seconds", floppy seconds occurs when a woman receives an inadequate dose of dongage due to the fact that the male in question has recently enacted in coitus with another woman, thus rendering his manhood "floppy".
"Well, I already banged your sister, but if you don't mind floppy seconds..."
or
"Man, that Kate Hudson chick sure does like floppy seconds!"
Tits that are floppy/ deflated. They are often small with a sharp drop then a little flop.
They may sometimes be so floppy that the nipple wraps around the flop
“Hey bro did you check out Emily’s floppy tits?”
“Yeah, I would not give them floppy tits a suck”
Some gay short kid that goes to your high school, get penetrated so hard his back breaks and becomes floppy
Alex: getting penetrated
Alex: back breaks
Alex: becomes Floppy Alex
When the penis is about to erect (lift off) and it flops due to displeasure or distraction.
Jack gets a floppy kite when he comes across Jenny cause she took off her top