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An extremely engorged moist vagina.
Hey Bert, "How was sex with Natasha last night?"
Very confronting, she had a massive snail's foot!
An exclamation that means that one believes the previous speaker's statement to be untrue. Synonyms include my ass, bullshit, horse shit, yeah right, get out of here, and "if I do say, my dear chap, I find your previous statement to be rather hard to believe."
Dad: "Young lady, it's 2 in the morning! Where have you been?"
Daughter: "Um, I was just over at Rick's house."
Dad: "My foot! What were you really doing?"
Daughter: "I was at his house for the big keg party. His parents were out of town."
Dad: "My foot!"
Daughter: "So we had a kegstand contest and I won! 53 seconds! Then to celebrate I took 4 or 5 vodka shots."
Dad: "My foot!"
Daughter: "Then I got in the bathroom and the guys lined up outside, and you know how that goes... then the Hell's Angels showed up, then about half of the Pittsburgh Steelers football team... my jaw is so tired."
Dad: "My foot!"
Daughter: "Wow Dad those are some nice new shoes, they would look really good on - "
Dad: "My foot!"
Daughter: "Yeah. Well anyway Steve was nice enough to stay sober and drive me home."
Dad: "Now that I believe, but the rest of your story was BULLSHIT! You were really at the library, weren't you?"
Daughter: "Yes, I was. I was studying for my history test on Monday."
Dad: "I am so disappointed in you! Go to your room!"
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A foot slave or footboy is usually a male teen or older who /massages/caressess/licks/kisses/sucks the toes of his giantess/mistress
Get on the floor foot slave and suck my toes so they're nice and wet!
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Phrase used in almost every episode of That 70s Show by Mr. Foreman.
"Steven, where is your stash?"
"I have no idea what you're talking about"
"If you don't tell me where it is I'm going to stash my foot in ass (your)"
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Verb: fütt fisting
Forcibly inserting one's foot into the anus or vagina of another.
Hey baby I just got a pedicure, now I wanna foot fist you!
Now get ready for the foot fisting of your life!
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When you step on someone's flip flops
Mark was looking like a douchebag with his flip flops, so I gave him a foot wedgie
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A sexual attraction to usually women's feet.
The pedicured toes,smooth/soft soles and high arch on a woman's feet is sexually arousing.
There's a sexual attraction to feet because, feet are sometimes hidden as are other body parts. And when seeing just the curvey shape under a woman'e socks, one might feel curious, and wonder what they look like.
The attraction for feet starts at a young age.
Not all feet are attractive,if someone has a foot fetish, don't look around and assume any feet will be attractive to that person. Many people are embarassed to admit tier attraction for feet because they are not sure if the attraction is right.
"heeeey foot lover, look at that girls feet!"
"ew,that girls feet are weird looking, man."
*not any ol' feel are attractive to people with foot fetishes.
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