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“Damn that girl is hot! Just gotta stomp out that Goomba first.” “Nah man, I’ll take her. You know I love Goombas!”
Another term for psilocybin cubensis mushroom(s); the small animated character resembling a golden brown mushroom in Mario Brothers™.
Did you get any goombas for the festival this weekend?
Someone that is just acting stupid and does not know what the fuck they are doing or saying.
Sit down and shutup you are being a fucking goomba.
A common but all powerful mushroom shaped species In the Super Mario universe.
a human being or god that is associated with Rasgornia.
I am goomba.
1. Eyewear retainers worn by dads, even though they aren’t near deep water or the backcountry (e.g. full-time Croakies)
2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)
Hey, Dad! Your goomba strap is a little crooked.
“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”
When your older brother is playing a game and you ask to play with him then he hands you a non connected controller and tells you your playing as the enemies
AKA: Someone’s gotta get left out
John: I only have 2 tickets
Larry: Well I asked to go first
Henry: Well he’s my brother
John: Well somebody has to be the goombas