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A women’s stomach that hangs so low you can’t see her vagina or space between her top thighs.
Omg that person has a vagina gut!
I have to tuck my vagina gut into my pants!
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Kiwi colloquialism. Had enough of, fed up of, endured to the point of tolerance.
Steve: Sick of these Christmas carols, eh Bruce?
Bruce: Tell ya what mate, they start playing 'em in October, I've had a bloody guts full.
Boss: Fred, you've been late to work every day this week, I've had a guts full of it.
Inside of a Dutch Master, or "cigar" thrown out before rolling a blunt
Throw dem gar guts on da concrete cuh
An increase in fat tissue deposited in the midsection of the body around the abdominal region resulting from lifestyle changes and limited physical activity due to COVID-19 restrictions; contributing factors include limited social interactions, less or restricted physical activity, unemployment, excessive consumption of baked goods, binging on Netflix, snacking, day drinking, or lack of motivation to do anything productive.
Tim: Bruh, I need to do something about this COVID-gut, I can't even fit my clothes anymore.
Nathan: Well, get yo ass off the couch and run or something.
In poker, four out of five cards needed to make a straight if the middle number is the one missing.
Opposite of open-ended (four cards in a row that will make a straight with either low or high card).
A gut-shot straight draw is less likely to suceed because there are only four cards that can help you. Open-ended straight draws have better odds because there are eight cards that can make your straight.
Gut-shot = 2,3,_,5,6 or 9,10,_,Q,K
Open-ended = _,3,4,5,6,_ or _,10,J,Q,K,_
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The rumbling, diarrhea feeling you get when you drink nothing but coffee in the morning. Usually results in stinky farts and a swift, sudden urge to shit.
*sips coffee*
*rumble*
Oh shit bubble gut! be right back!
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Anything used to mask or hide the existence of your gut.
I was sitting on the couch and used a pillow as a gut cover.
I untuck my shirt in the front so as to make people think it's just an untucked shirt and not all gut.
I wear a t-shirt in the pool as a gut cover.
Women are lucky because if they have large boobs, it pulls the shirt out beyond their gut, doing 2 things: 1) providing an effective gut cover and 2) providing a distraction to pull the eyes away from the gut cover to stare at the ample tittlery.
Sweaters that are ribbed at the waist provide an excellent gut cover.
All overweight male porn stars should quit. However, if they must work in porn, please always make them wear a t-shirt as a gut cover.
Women in porn who wear a garter belt as a gu(n)t cover... it doesn't work, we can still see that In-N-Out buger on your gunt. Especially with the arrival of HD porn.
Folding your arms over your belly while you are sitting down makes a terrible gut cover. Stop doing that.
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