dutch heater

Much like a dutch oven, a dutch heater utilizes the warmth of heating blankets. Many professionals step up their game and their stank by unleashing this powerful concoction under the warmth of a heating blanket. The added heat presents an unpleasant atmosphere for the unsuspecting occupent.

"I totally pulled a dutch heater on Jillian the other night. The stank consumed her entire body."
"If you really need to break up with someone, you can try a dutch heater."

hobo heater

1. n. a half or whole barrel with fuel, used for warming the hands when lit

2. n. a sexual act involving sexual intercourse in a pile of garbage, while wrapped in newspaper.

1. Jimbo cooked his rat sandwich over the communal hobo heater.

2. Cindy loves hobo heaters, the smell of rotting vegetables gets her more aroused than anything else.

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Hawaiin heater

You take a piece of shit and you put it in the microwave for a short amount of time then after you take the peice of shit and you smear it all over one of your partners crevasses and then you constantly penetrate it.

I made such a mess last night after i hawaiin heater her ass. I smeard it all over her cheaks and kept pounding it

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space heater

A nickname for Jacob Black, a fictional character in the Twilight series books by Stephenie Meyer. Often used to contrast Jacob Black from Edward Cullen (air conditioner**), who is another boy in the Twilight series.

*Jacob is a werewolf, causing his skin to be blistering hot, like a space heater.

**Edward is a vampire, causing his skin to become ice-cold, like an air conditioner.

"Are you for an air conditioner (Team Edward) or a space heater (Team Jacob)?"

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Peter Heater

A garment (often knitted) worn over male genitalia to keep it warm. Sometimes used in cold climates, but also sometimes used by male dancers as a costume piece. Also known as a "willy warmer".

Bart was getting a chilly wily, riding his bike in the winter, so he pulled on his peter heater and it was all good.

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burnin heaters

smoking multiple cigarettes

Bob:How was the ratio at the party last night?
Randy: Are you flipping kidding me? It was a flipping sausagefest, i just sat outside burnin heaters.

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Boston heater

After a big meal & great night of hot sex. When your girlfriend, whore, or whomever falls alseep, gently pull yourself from underneath your blankets & squat over her chest but don't be loud as she might wake up. Gently ease out your poop onto her chest & there you have it. A nice dump on her chest. Aka...Boston Heater

Last night when your mom fell asleep I gave her a boston heater.

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