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A fusion of the two words hentai and Thao.
It refers to the act of making sweet love to an Asian (preferably Vietnamese) person, who is simultaneously trying to both pleasure and beat you up. Normally this includes a lot of punches to the abdominal region.
George: Dude did you get to have sex with that hot Vietnamese last night?
Michael: Yep! But it turned out (S)he only wanted to do hen-thao...
George: Ouch!
The really old school slang equivalent to a rat's ass. The smallest shit you can give, take, or have. Taken from the smallest shit you will see in a barnyard.
Really? I don't give a hen shit.
*knocks over glass of water* "Oh hen shit!"
Other than the known insult, the term OLD HEN is used in latin american cultures to express the quality of a good looking older woman, which even brings up a popular saying:
"Old hen makes a better chicken soup"
-Man, this MILF has been hitting on me all night long, what am i supposed to do? by her age, she could even be my mom!
-Chill out dude, she looks better than that alien you used to call your girlfriend, anyway, "OLD HEN MAKES A BETTER CHICKEN SOUP"
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1. a minor league baseball team in toledo, ohio
2. produced detroit tigers such as c-mo, brandon inge, and joel zumaya
the toledo mud hens, aren't they the team who have won back-to-back governors' cups
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So ugly, you would have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dogs to play with her
Friend: What did she look like? Me: Porkish Hen
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A female who contrary to usual gender roles, values having a stable well paying dependable occupation. A laying hen is the opposite to a parasitic woman who's only interest is rearing children and spending her husbands money.
"That girl Sally is a real laying hen. She works in the hospital as a nurse. She's a real laying hen. You should marry her Tony"
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A mythical, magical hen.. or what happens when you mean to type "too then" but make a mistake.
A: You should spend $100 on her toot hen
B: TOOT HEN'S ARE PRICELESS!
A: too then*
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