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Fuel the Jet

Your body is the Jet, the fuel is booze.

Person 1: You ready to go fuel the jet? We have two handles and a keg.

Person 2: LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by holdmuhdiiiiiiiiick January 26, 2011

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jet Star

Jet Star is one of the characters used by the band my chemical romance in the album Danger Days: The true Lives Of The Fabulous Killjoys. This character is played by Ray Toro.

jet star is awesome

by victoria purple October 21, 2011

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


ass jets

The result of consuming sodexo food.

I just got back from the dining hall, time to go to the toilet and release my ass jets.

by RobIcarus September 10, 2013


Jet airways

Jet airways committed suicide in April 2019 after when they ran into huge debts. They used cost-cutting methods like making the seat look like a child has shat on it and eaten the leather, make sure the planes are to the lowest of quality because I mean like idc about safety, they used the 737 max which caused them to die even further and they sprayed air freshener and it smelled like Indian aunties letting their kids run around the cabin and scream the entire 8 hour flight. The cabin crew really didn’t give a shit on how the passengers were behaving, so do what you want. But jet airways died in April 2019 so unfortunately I can’t do anything unless if they activate Jesus mode and come back to life

Rip jet airways u will always be missed jk

by Fuckindianairlines April 17, 2020


bennie and the jets

a song written by the genious lyricist and composed by the legend elton john. great song

lyrics

Hey kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something
That's been known to change the weather
We'll kill the fatted calf tonight
So stick around
You're gonna hear electric music
Solid walls of sound

Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet
But they're so spaced out, Bennie and the Jets
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen
She's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Bennie and the Jets

Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong

by jigger_jevin July 2, 2006

34πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Jet Blued

An adjective used to describe that someone quit their job in a dramatic and legendary way.

Origin: In reference to Steven Slater, a disgruntled Jet Blue Flight Attendant, who quit his job by telling all the passengers on the plane to "go fuck themselves" over the PA system, deploying the emergency slide, then exiting the plane with a beer from the galley in-hand.

He totally Jet Blued.

by Seattle2010 August 10, 2010

20πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


jet lag

The experience one has when your head says you're in one time zone, your body says you're in another.

My mother's friend was once so jet lagged that she fell asleep standing up in a store.

by Bookish13 June 14, 2009

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