cotton job

A pre fellatio interaction involving an individual's mouth lacking lubricant qualities giving another individual oral sex with said non lubricated mouth.

Mary took a hit of the bong and gave Jimmy a cotton job with her cotton mouth.

job-skank

A person who is involved in job-skanking. This involves working in a series of different jobs, one after another, in a short space of time, or pursuing multiple job offers, again, usually all at the same time. This is usually due to extreme dissatisfaction with a series of Mcjobs. Common among those desperately seeking enough cash to eat until the Blessed Day of finding Job Nirvana- a real job that pays enough to live off and that doesn't induce homicidal tendencies- is finally arrived at.

Every pimp- I mean boss- in every McJob treats me like their own personal gimp. That's why I'm such a total job-skank. Please Job God, bring me to Job Nirvana!

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knot job

A sexual act where a female ties knots in one of her thigh high stockings about an inch and a half apart and pushes them into a man's rectum while having sex. Just at the moment of orgasm, she pulls the knotted stocking out causing the man to have an intense orgasm.

Dude 1: What did you like most about your trip?
Dude 2: I liked getting a knot job from the hot local hookers.

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Bro-job

When one bro gives fellatio to another. Just bros being bros, hanging out, being dudes.

Mike: "Man, I'm so down about Megan breaking up with me."
Josh: "I'm sorry, buddy, would a bro-job make you feel better?"

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a Joe job

This is an unskilled, entry level job stereotypical for young males, such as security, fast food, cashier, cook.

Billy got a Joe job as a cook at the burger place.

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ex-job

a work place from which you resigned or have been fired. much like an ex-girlfriend or ex-bf, each visit to the workplace to collect stuff, or meeting with people from that workplace is complicated beyond need.

"been to Acme-tech today, was so strange..."
"Dude, never go to your ex-job within less than 2 month!"
or
"freelancing for your ex-job is like sex with your ex"

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Strong job

Jerking someone off by means of the crook of the elbow (the elbow pit).

Sally was glad she had spent so much time at
Crossfit, as her Strong job skills had improved a hundredfold.