kelsey

1.A guys name that originates from Scotland.

2.The most gangsta white guy in DA WORLD!

Wendy,"I saw Kelsey yesterday."

Sue,"LIKE NO WAYZ! HES SO CUTE!!!!11!!!!!1."

Wendy,"Wtf sue? We aren't online you stupid H03Z!!!"

Sue,"I like Kelsey. He has mad 5KI11Z!!!111!!!!1!!"

Wendy," Lololololololol, omgwtfbbqroflmywaffelz!!!!!one!!!"

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Kelsey

The biggest hoe you'll ever meet.

OMG Kelsey stop being a slut!

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Kelsey

A very small, rare form of owl.

Joe: dude i saw a kelsey the other day! Bob: cool!

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Kelsey

the bitchiest woman in science class 💁

"omg you are such a Kelsey"
"the fuck did you say you whore?"

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Kelsey

A girl who smells like cat litter

Boy: Hey whats that smell?
Girl: Oh, it's just Kelsey.

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kelsey

A dance that contains many black men and skeet.

Black Guy: DAMN, do the kelsey on that hoe!

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Kelsey

A sloppy whore. Generally tries to fuck every guy in the room at once. She's a stupid little bitch that likes "meat". If you have alcohol, you can get this slut. She loves to party and get shitfaced. Shes been fucked so many times she is the most loose girl EVER!

Guy 1 "Dude, Kelsey's vagina is so imminence that you can fit the whole U.S. Navy inside her!"

Guy 2 "Yea, all those semen!"

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