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Heart Mechanic

Someone who fixes a broken heart. Usually also heart mechanics tend to get left and be lonely.

“I’m a heart mechanic. She uses me, and when she feels better she leaves.”

by Marvin Cruz April 11, 2019


Scrap Mechanic

A 3D physics-based sandbox made and published by Axolot Games. It currently has three game modes: Creative, Survival, and Challenge. Creative mode includes blueprints to save, load, and share your creations. You have unlimited parts but the world is not infinite. Challenge mode is where you can build or play race courses, puzzles, (and even math tests). It is built in with a timer so people can try to speedrun your challenges. Survival mode is the most recent and beautiful mode. You fight robots, build cars to travel between factories, build trucks to move your items between areas, build rockets to fool around, build farms, and build bases around your farms to protect them from robots. Its Minecraft on steroids, and it only costs $20 on Steam.

"I spent 20 hours on Scrap Mechanic this week! Could you help me with building the automatic turrets in survival mode?"

by AnotherPersonWanderingTheWeb November 2, 2020


quantum mechanics

iℏ⋅(∂Ψ(x,t))/(∂t)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)

(This is how the average conversation about quantum mechanics generally goes:)

Person 1: Omg like literally iℏ⋅(∂Ψ(x,t))/(∂t)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)
Person 2: Right! Lmao it's just ∂Ψ(x,t)=Ae^(i(kx-ωt))
Person 1: Exactly! And iℏ⋅(∂Ψ(x,t))/(∂t)=iℏ⋅(∂Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂t)=ℏωAe^(i(kx-ωt))
Person 2: Hahaha! -ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x^2)
Person 1: Yeah and it's like -(ikℏ^2)/2m⋅(∂Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x^2)
Person 2: Bro I was thinking the same thing, as soon as she walked in my mind just went (ℏ^2⋅k^2)/2m⋅Ae^(i(kx-ωt))= -(ikℏ^2)/2m⋅(∂Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x^2)
Person 1: Pfffftttt!!! (ℏ^2⋅k^2)/2m=ℏω
Person 2: Lol yeah man, great shit right there... So anyway, how's Jack?

by wugugugug May 6, 2021


mechanical diarrhea

A mess of old mechanical items and parts from various machines like automobiles, computers, appliances, and other things found in junkyards.

Look at this mechanical diarrhea on the ground!

by Doctor WTF October 7, 2021


mechanical advantage

When a machine reduces the amount of force needed to move an object.

A combined pulley jas a mechanical advantage of 2

by Babshka April 23, 2017


mechanically agitated

Hit hard with a blunt object.

My car wouldn't start until I mechanically agitated it.

by Wolbaz February 4, 2016


mechanical-pheonix

synonym for the best damn femboy in the world.

"yeah I had a lapdance at the gay club last night, dancer was a real Mechanical-Pheonix" "Damn, I miss my ex, in public he was a macho man but in the bedroom, he was a mechanical-phoenix"

by Professional Mech Molester February 22, 2021

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