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Je mets mes couilles dans ta gorge

French for “I put my balls down your throat.”

Marc: Je mets mes couilles dans ta gorge.
Robert: OK

Hugo: Salut, Sébastien!
Sébastien: Salut, Hugo! peux-je mets mes couilles dans ta gorge?
Hugo: OH VACHEMENT OUIIIII!!!!

by maladroit is me March 12, 2023


the most awesome girl i have ever met

A girl named paige, she is so perfect in every way, and never thinks much of her self, she is cute, and always makes me smile everytime i see her.

"hey i need to find the perfect girl"
"what about some sorta paige"
"hey yeah thanks she is perfect!"

"guess who the most awesome girl i have ever met is?"
"paige?"
"yeah how did you know?"
"because shes perfect"

by formetoknowandforyoutofindout April 27, 2009

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Syamsul Yusof is not mine but we never met before I can be the leader I’m not rude I guess

Syamsul Yusof is not mine but we never met before I can be the leader I’m not rude I guess

Syamsul Yusof is not mine but we never met before I can be the leader I’m not rude I guess

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

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bart met meisje

an impossible thing that "might happen" but won't be legal.

hey, i saw bart met meisje that sure can't be good!

by -y3et- February 6, 2022


Let’s Go Mets

The phrase that is said during sexual intercourse by the male when ejaculating.

Also a phrase used by best friends during a party to identify when one or the other has a female to go home with.

“Let’s Go Mets!” said Frank as he orgasmed.
“Let’s Go Mets! said Gary to his friend to ensure him he had a hunny in the bag.

by Mr.PeePeePooPooMan December 5, 2021


Let’s Go Mets

The phrase used by a male during sexual intercourse at the point of ejaculation. Also the phrase used by best friends at a party when they are with a female and have high hopes for the night.

Let’s go Mets!” said Uncle Jerry and his penna made a kaka.
“Let’s go Mets” said Quinn to Colon as all the hot dame flicked him at the bar.

by Mr.PeePeePooPooMan December 5, 2021


the greatest bitch nigga i have ever met

somebody cool

hey jade your the greatest bitch nigga i have ever met

by bullshit meister November 8, 2017