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An unwashed and malodourous vagina
"I started to go down on Shondiqua but gagged because she had a bad case of skunk muff"
Pubic Hair on a Female's Vaginal Area
If she got fluff on the muff, shes old enough.
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The male equivalent of prick tease. A man who gets women hot for his cock, but does not give it to them.
Marco has been grinding up against those skanks all night, but will give them jack all! What a fucking muff tease!
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A moderately large hoofed mammal found in parts of North America and Western Europe. The muff mule utilizes its mountain goat like beard and pronounced lips to pleasure the muff of any woman who dares to interact with it. The muff mule will feast on a muff for over 5 hours consecutively once he has seduced his prey. It is due to extremely developed jaw muscles that the muff mule is capable of such long lasting muff feasting sessions. The muff mule's temperament, while normally subdued and peaceful, has been known to become aggressive and violent toward those who interfere with it after it has begun its ritual of muff seduction or muff feasting.
My girlfriend and I went hiking, but we ran into a fucking muff mule. Once she saw its beard it was all over, it feasted on her muff for hours while I had to just watch lest I be brutally kicked by the defensive muff mule.
Like a fine fog when you walk into the real classy strip club.
I can't see charity doing her pole work through this muff mist.
The action of pleasuring female genitalia, or muff to the point of ultimate leakage or ooze.
“I was Oozing her Muff and she started squirting”
“My girl is coming to town, Im going to Ooze Muff tonight”
“She asked me to ooze muff, but the stench was overwhelming”
Waking up from a deep slumber with a vagina in your face.
Steve: Last night I woke up to a sweet poon tang on my face!
Mike: Ah good old Midnight Muff, my favorite!
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