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A man poops into a woman's gaping asshole, and she holds it all in. The man then has sex with the woman in her pussy. Right before he orgasms he pulls out, and punches her in the stomach as hard as he can, forcing her to re-poop his poop. As the turd comes out he cums on it.
Duke just got out of jail and that chick he's dancing with better watch out or she'll meet Little Debbie's repeat offender.
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When looking to get laid you meet a female who happens to be 17-years-old but due to her age one must decide whether she is hot enough to possibly become labeled a Sex Offender.
Wyatt - "I have this girl who wants my D but she is 17. What do I do?"
Gabe - "Is she Sex Offender Status Hot?"
Wyatt - "I mean, she is kind of pretty but not sex offender hot pretty."
I sweet a British electronic rock band from Reading, Berkshire.(England)
* James Rushent – lead vocals, bass guitar, guitar, synthesizer
* Dan Coop – synthesizer
* Rob Bloomfield – drums,
* Matty Derham - guitar, synthesizer, vocals
* Chloe Duveaux – bass guitar, vocals
Does it offend you, yeah sing, We are Rock stars, With a Heavy Heart, and a lot more songs.
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This is the pinnacle of insult evolution.
It cuts to the roots of your family tree and implies that every single descendant is gay.
Enemy: "Your family tree LGBT."
You, an intellectual: "No u."
Enemy: "Your ancestor a sex offender."
You, dead: *Self-implodes and continues to disgrace your whole family
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An abbreviation for bts
why do girls like Bisexual Tenders Sex Offenders?
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This is almost always a female, typically frumpish and often overweight, and often times a wannabe she wolf bitch, with a great deal of time on her hands. She spends hours and hours and hours searching the internet, local Megan's Law CD's, for any sex offender that she can totally destroy. Her secret goal is to cause at least 10 registered sex offenders to commit suicide or to be slaughtered by overzealous citizens that she strives constantly to incite to a murderous rage. She has no ability to distinguish between a male nude jogger and/or drunk man naked on his back porch, and a real sex offender, a man that molests little children. A "sex" offender is any man that she subjectively believes offends her notions of sex, which she can, due to current popularity, totally destroy. These full time sex offender sleuths are often passed over by men they are attracted to or such men use or have used them for sex and then often dump them. This is her way of gaining vengeance against every man that has "sexually offended" her by passing her by or using her for sex.
T.V. talk show host: "So, you arranged a local mob to smash the windows of his car, kick in his door, break his window with rocks, cause him to get fired from his job, and then you all stood in a vigil outside his house, with posters that say, "Infant Rapists Aren't Welcome Here." Did you know that this man never raped any infant and was arrested for being naked in his own back yard?
Full Time Sex Offender Sleuth (salivating with frenzy and perverse joy): "No, but it doesn't matter! He's the same as a infant rapist and murderer as far as I am concerned. Besides, we girls get to destroy men this way and it makes us feel so very powerful. We love destroying men's lives, that will teach them!"
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A situation where one cannot, will not, or is not accepting any new words into a given language or vocabulary. Usually this is due to a great misunderstanding, or ignorance of, the meaning of a given word.
Often this person is in a position to send someone to the principal's office, or ISS (in school suspension). 99.99% of these people do not look on urban dictionary and can find words such as "pwn" "fugly" or "nigga" to be offensive.
See also: Mom, Teacher
guy 1:"OMG I Pwned that Nub!"
teacher:"What did you say?"
Guy 1:*repeats himself*
Teacher:"That is ____. Go to the principal's office!"
Guy 1:"OMG im offended by words whut shall i do?"
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