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When a woman is giving a man a blow-job and he pulls the blanket over her head before farting. Not to be confused with the Dutch Oven
"I gave Emily the raunchiest Atomic Parachute last night, dude."
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mount thor is the tallest cliff in the world and im really making this to get a mug that says "I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute"
Four Steps: Go to a strange place with no sleeping arrangements, find a girl, bang her, then stay at her place.
I couldn't afford a hotel so I had to pull my Chicago parachute.
The undigested, leftover kernels of corn in your shit.
“Hey, Cletus, did y’all see the ant parachutes from my upper decker?”