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John: I walked in on Linda and Amy Pumpkin patching last night
Jake: Damn son
Linda: Don't even ask how hard it was to get into position.
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One in the bass fishing community who shows up to to tournaments and other gatherings wearing patches and logos of product found in the fishing world trying to portray the image of affiliation with a brand. Gernerally speaking these are the type of people who are on internet forums preaching the word of fishing and how great they are, but are usually posers' who work a regular 9-5 job and would like others to think they are professional fisherman.
"At least you will look like you know what you are doing if you fish with that patch pirate."
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(n) An item that causes mass hysteria for no good reason. Also linked to Hershey squirts, acne, facial hair, hemmoroids, addiction to Tony Bennett tunes, Rosco P. Coletraine-like laughs, and fever in laboratory rats.
Instant in-the-water ding repair for surf and stand up paddle boards.
Don't let a ding snake your wave, puka patch it!
-blistering and soreness of upper mouth and tounge.
-the condition one must endure after consuming too many sour patch kids.
yeah man, my patch mouth is flaring up bad
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Term used in referencing a dusty, crusty vagina
im so hungry I still won't eat crumb patch.
The unruly part of one's pubic hair that fluffs out of her bikini bottoms.
Tiffany: "Damn, what's up with the snatch patch?"
Amber: "I, like, totally forgot to shave this morning."