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phantom hat

Phantom hats or phantom glasses occur when you've been wearing said apparel for some time and can still feel them after they're no longer on your person. Peace.

"I've got a phantom hat on."

"No, Greg, you just haven't showered in three days. Pass the Pam."

by Ian February 2, 2004

49πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


phantom ping

When you use too much discord and hear the discord ping sound at random times even though there is no ping you lonely fuck. This is not a ghost ping (which is real). A phantom ping isn't real and you are imagining it.

Phantom Ping: PING!
You: Who pinged me?
Everyone else: No one.

by Wyattagum October 20, 2020

24πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Phantom wipe

Wipe once nothing there, twice nothing. You’re starting to lose all hope in your ability to wipe yourself. Again you go in for a third wipe. And you see nothing there you begin to panic and wipe a fourth time nothing there. This is what is known as the phantom wipe. Any time you go to the bathroom and wipe yourself you check the toilet paper. If you don’t you should to make sure your getting all the … (well you know, crap). If you check and there is nothing there the first though the fourth time you just had a Phantom wipe. Or you do not know how to wipe yourself if this happens every time you go to the bathroom.

(Friend 1 has just come out of the bathroom) Friend 1: Hey dude I just had a Phantom wipe.
Friend 2: no way, those are so scary when you have the Phantom wipe.

by Glockman1727AK47 January 19, 2008

89πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


The Phantom Renamer

The Phantom Renamer (TPR) is most likely someone you work with. He makes up nicknames for everyone and is a legend at it.
He may also be responsible for changing the name on items you own to the nickname he has kept for you.
This can be in the form of user names, digital files, etc

Person 1: Hey dude The Phantom Renamer strikes again.. look at the shared folder..
Person 2: Lmao! I wonder who TPR is?
Person 1: Legend!

Names on the shared folder:
Hank = Cal
Cal-ifornications (main character Hank Moody)

by alfinator February 17, 2011

17πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Phantom Truck

The phantom truck is a truck that likes to sneak up behind you while you drive on the highway and gets close to you and scares the shit out of you then you look away and try to get away from it then you look back and it's gone.

Driver: holy shit!!
*swerves to the right*
Passenger: dude what the hell?!?
Driver: that huge ass truck almost rammed into me!
Passenger: what truck?
Driver: it was just there a second ago!
Passenger: oh snap it was the Phantom Truck!

by Nemisis the Gunslinger April 14, 2010

28πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Phantom Shitter

Someone who takes a huge dump in a public toilet, then doesn't pull the flush, so the next poor sucker who enters the cubicle can find it.

Just encountered a phantom shitter at the motorway services, it was rank.

by dj2012 April 24, 2012

472πŸ‘ 102πŸ‘Ž


phantom gold

Look fresh like an all gold phantom Rolls-Royce

Nigga lookin phantom gold!!!
That boy boogie kimx is phantom gold!!

by Boogie K January 11, 2017